PLASTIC SURGERY VS BEAR ATTACKS
With all the hubbub about Madonna’s hideous new face, we feel it’s time to reiterate something that should be painfully obvious. Plastic surgery does not make you look better - ever. It’s like Martin Short said, “You never look at an older woman who’s had plastic surgery and say, ‘Oh, there goes a 23 year-old.’ You say, ‘Oh, there’s a woman that was in a horrible fire but they had great surgeons and managed to save most of her face and make her look half decent. How tragic’.” The below video is not Meg Ryan getting ready for the Academy Awards but it sure as hell could be. Please stop doing this to your face ladies. Even you Long Island Jews with your nose jobs. It makes your nostrils look like holes. We liked your big nose.
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Tags: bear attack, madonna, victim
08.05.08 at 10:58 am
Truth. I know a Boomer Jew who had her nose done in the ’60s as was the fashion and it now looks like she could drown in a driving rainstorm.
Also:
Poor Madonna.
08.05.08 at 11:04 am
Madonna is awesome and i hope she does get more of her face sliced off!
08.05.08 at 12:28 pm
I will never be able to jerk off to Madonna ever again. Thanks Plastic Surgery.
08.05.08 at 12:43 pm
what a fucked up story told in such an inappropriately cheery manner.
08.05.08 at 4:10 pm
I love it when people tell traumatising stories in such a flippant way. It’s so healthy.
08.05.08 at 5:02 pm
gross stealing from Perez Hilton is a step below what freegans will eat
08.05.08 at 5:35 pm
Madonna is training for a race and she needed to lose some unnecessary pounds it’s like those small british cars with carbon fiber and no radios and stuff.
08.06.08 at 7:18 pm
CHECK OUT MADGES MUSCLES
my eyes fell out my head
she would own me in a fight
08.07.08 at 2:19 pm
Happens to the best of us…