Look, I know every season a slew of new girls wants to play dress up punks and as long as I don’t have to associate with them, they can do whatever they want. My only real problem here is that loads of fashion girls won’t stop glorifying fucking creepers. For the most part, the smaller ones just make you look as if you just discovered Trash & Vaudeville. But all these chicks are going for bigger and bigger and unless you’re suddenly getting down with trance music and wearing synthetic tubing in your hair, you look like an asshole.
Really though, if I wanted to see a bunch of dumb chicks in platform shoes I’d look out my window at the all the fresh summer additions to the beach and their huge goddamn sandals. This is the same thing and just as bad.
x
Jen
Gnarlitude.com
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that would be really interesting and funny; if it was interesting and funny…
05.26.09 at 9:41 am
that would be really interesting and funny; if it was interesting and funny…
05.26.09 at 9:41 am
especially tiresome are short men stomping around in their thick creepers in an obvious attempt to grant themselves some undeserving hight. example: 3/4 of little man band, U2.
05.26.09 at 9:43 am
To me those platform shoes say “I don’t care about being totally unable to run in an emergency because I secretly want to be raped.”
05.26.09 at 10:07 am
this musing sucked balls
05.26.09 at 11:12 am
So where’s the pictures of platform sneakers.
05.26.09 at 11:57 am
Yep, musing sucks big balls. Like I care how Jen feels about platforms.
05.26.09 at 12:29 pm
aaaand the japanese took it to a whole ‘nother level a few years back
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/gbcshoe3.jpg
05.26.09 at 12:37 pm
HEY MORON WASN’T YOUR LESBO SWEDISH FRIEND WHO WAS BEING WORSHIPPED FOR HER SLUTTY OUTFIT WEARING THIS SHIT? GET YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT BITCH
XO
05.26.09 at 1:30 pm
you are officially full of shit:
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sandyoutfit3.jpg
05.26.09 at 1:48 pm
I really want to like you Jen. Why are you making it so hard??
05.26.09 at 1:58 pm
Not a sneaker in sight.
05.26.09 at 3:07 pm
Come onnnn. I have a hot pink vagina and I don’t even like this shit. This is driving your female readership away. This girl is from the mid-west.
05.26.09 at 6:11 pm
Do not want.
05.26.09 at 6:20 pm
Per usual, asinine and completely unnecessary.
05.26.09 at 6:23 pm
ia with these last five comments
05.26.09 at 8:10 pm
yeah, from now on just put up picks of those swedish chicks yafuggingoddamwhore
05.26.09 at 9:01 pm
I think if jen just posted pic of her self and her hot friends , her posts would do blognigger numbers
05.26.09 at 10:50 pm
It’s always the fat girls with the platform flip flops.
05.26.09 at 11:09 pm
i just looked at her blog, what an embarassment. No knowledge of anything other purple shoes. The WORST ann demeulemeester shoes I have ever seen. the WORST music i have heard. and such terrible writing. like, so gnar (and i mean gnar in a non good way, in the way it is supposed to be used in real english as an abbreviation of gnarled disgusting old homeless vagrants)
05.27.09 at 3:12 am
FULL OF SHIT? LOL YOU JUST POSTED THE EXACT PIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT. HAGGARD STYLE. FASHION BLOGS ARE FOR FUCKING BRAINDEAD CUNTS LIKE YOU.
XXX
05.27.09 at 12:07 pm
I never really like the shoes in particular of those platform girls, but the rest of the outfit always makes up for it, and the shoes seem to fit it, so I say hey, Jen’s married. Fuck it.
05.28.09 at 8:12 am
^Andy Warhol…i ain’t the real Jen motherfucker I was illustrating your point…
05.28.09 at 10:21 am