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I heard my high school gym teacher tell this joke back in 1990.
It’s still hilarious.
03.25.08 at 4:21 pm
I don’t get it.
03.25.08 at 5:05 pm
My turn:
1. No fishing of the company pier. (Look again at the image.)
2. Don’t drop the soap.
3. Outdated audio technology is banned.
03.25.08 at 6:07 pm
1. No September 11th landscapes
2. No ripping up contracts just to spite us
3. No beheading Conky from Pee Wee’s Playhouse
03.25.08 at 6:25 pm
1. No smoke machines
2. No dropping it like it is hot
3. No beatboxing
03.25.08 at 7:38 pm
1. no dual string tampons
2. no nazi salutes at book burnings
3. no “rush rush papi yayo” or any other giorgio moroder songs
1. no sniper rifles
2. no telekinetically moving sandwiches
3. television only, please
03.25.08 at 9:06 pm
Cylinders Cannot Dream
No Bullion Cubes
Johnny-5: NO!
03.25.08 at 11:05 pm
When was the last time you saw someone smoke, throw litter on the ground or listen to a ghetto blaster on the subway. Why don’t they warn you about getting your bell bottoms caught in the doorway while they’re at it?
03.26.08 at 12:17 pm
no black guy stuff
03.27.08 at 11:58 pm
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