“Really? No chicken? Are you sure you just aren’t ‘out’ of chicken? Seriously? How is this even possible? This is like the third Popeyes I’ve been to today. Now how am I supposed to feed my kids? KFC? Fuck that. This shit ain’t right. I am clucking pissed.”

-ARV
@ArvSux

P.S. Notice how the white anchor-ladies can’t even keep a straight face through the segment. They just don’t grasp the magnitude of this tragedy.

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52 Comments
  1. ur doing it rong Says:

    you muss be trippin mista maginess


  2. ur doing it rong Says:

    THAT GROSSES ME OUT BIG TIME.


  3. SHITCOCK Says:

    $4.99 for 8 pieces? Come ON, you know you have to get on that shit early. Of COURSE they ran out.

    You know that guy who said he’s never comin back will be back next week saying “GIMME THAT CHICKEN!” So good.


  4. consuala Says:

    you guys are a little late

    But this is amazing nonetheless, those people will be talking about the injustice that happened to them for years


  5. 4 martini's Says:

    White people like to laff at black people and chicken.


  6. fuckface Says:

    It’s like a Chapelle skit.


  7. WT McCracker Says:

    I love it when everything I suspected about the world is confirmed. It makes feel kinda superior and I just LAUGH and LAUGH and LAUGH… Thanks racism!


  8. John H Says:

    What a funny word that is, “chicken.”


  9. Anonymous Says:

    pretty good.


  10. Anonymous Says:

    this is pretty good too.


  11. JUCIFER Says:

    DANG NIGGAH, GO COOK SOMETHIN’!!!!!


  12. K Says:

    SO FUNNY yessss


  13. Mr. Cruel Says:

    Does anybody else see Pope-yes when they first glance at this particular fast food chain’s logo?


  14. fuck everybody Says:

    how the fuck is this news?


  15. david duke Says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHahahahaHAHhaaA…. black people!….your so FUNNY!


  16. tommy gun Says:

    this makes me ashamed to black.


  17. tommy gun Says:

    this makes me ashamed to be black.


  18. homeless. Says:

    i aint mad, im just dissapointed.


  19. foux da fa fa Says:

    The best guy was the “I’m more disappointed than angry, I was really looking forward to this day.” Such a sad face behind those kind chocolate eyes.


  20. PYT Says:

    Whats funny is how the reporters are cracking up by the end.


  21. Carl Says:

    this makes me ashamed to be a chicken.


  22. Douglas H. Winnthorpe III Says:

    Those people really like that chicken… It must be delectable.
    You never see us whites that excited over Velveeta.


  23. SHITCOCK Says:

    Seriously Popeyes is good shit. If that had been in my neighborhood you would have seen me on that video bawling.


  24. edward special Says:

    popeyes ruined my mariage.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4rkjhHU7ok


  25. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    Ironically, the reporter sounds exactly like Trisha Takanawa.


  26. omg soooo randum Says:

    best part is right at the end (2:10) where the lady claims “thats all i gotta say about dat”, closes the door, then obviously starts a cackled tirade

    I bet editing together this footage was the highlight of the news editors year


  27. Kennedy Says:

    Popeyes is from New Orleans(my town). The blacks here are a whimsical people that love savory chicken(locally referred to as “yard bird”).


  28. blk ppl Says:

    only here for our amusement


  29. Bobo Says:

    I can’t figure out if the reporter who did this story was racist or black.


  30. tommy gun Says:

    niggers and chicken. i blame whitey for the problem, not keeping enough bird in the back.


  31. tommy gun Says:

    tommy gun @ 3:15pm isn’t me. get your own handle, whitey.


  32. solution k. problemo Says:

    What’s up with activist/vegan types totally up in arms because it’s funny that there are poorly educated blacks totally up in arms over chicken? Is it not supposed to be funny that black people in this particular region at this particular food chain are fanatic about fried chicken? Please tell me if I’m not supposed to laugh at this because I’ve never been to college and I’m not entirely sure what is allowed to be funny.


  33. Abraham Socrates Hussein Bambaataa Lincoln Says:

    wtf their chicken pieces are the size of spermatozoa? who the fuck would think thats a good deal?


  34. Frank DeFalco Says:

    I managed to get free chicken last week on Monday from KFC and on Tuesday from 3 different El Pollo Loco locations. Granted it was roasted chicken, not fried chicken. But still.

    By the way, I’m not black.


  35. Street Boning Says:

    Niggers like chicken
    Niggers are news
    Therefore, chicken is news, nigger


  36. ew Says:

    I like the guy in the business suit best. no matter how far hemakes it, popeyes always lure him back with its 4.99 special siren song.


  37. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    This story is as tragic as it is compelling.


  38. Kyle Kent Kross Says:

    If they ran out of watermelon and welfare checks too, we would have “A State of Emergency”.


  39. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Oops, this post is great! The “Hipster Grifter” coverage is worthless


  40. its my birthday Says:

    either the busted ass mac i got or Oprah has just wasted a lot of my fucking time


  41. chikin bone nowison Says:

    i kinda understand their pain. popeyes chicken is pretty chronic. no hate here.


  42. Lola Says:

    Glad to see my hometown making the scene on SBTVC.


  43. portuguese Says:

    something tells me there were white customers that just didn’t make the final cut.


  44. LaToyota Says:

    That’s what happens when you operate on black people time. All the whites get there first and gobble up all the “pup-eyez”.


  45. Peter Mansbridge Says:

    uh muh guh yall is raciss.


  46. Lovehawk Says:

    And to think that something like this happened during Obama’s administration. They were right. We were safer with Bush.


  47. hurbert Says:

    dave chapelle would have loved this!


  48. sacha Says:

    seriously what’s the deal with black people and chicken? african, immigrant, post-slave… they all crave this shit. is it just the fried part or… ?


  49. Shay Van Fanni Says:

    If you ate nothing but Rabbit, you would die of malnutrition. It’s a fact people, look it up!


  50. Crotchfester Says:

    Welcome to Rochester, a total shit town. This was the big news.


  51. Beef Says:

    “Dis is reedickalous!”


  52. T-Bone brunette Says:

    so goodnight to you too boo


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