After hearing Rastafarian after Rastafarian blab on and on about “ganja” and how great it is and how stoned you get and how funny farts are etc. etc. I was like, “OK, OK, bloodclot, I’ll give it a try.”
I asked someone in the rap community for a “blunt” which is apparently an emptied-out cigar filled with several grams of marijuana. Then I lit this giant, brown joint and puffed away like Orson Welles thinking about something important. Within minutes I felt. Nothing. At all.
I tried puffing some more and even let out a fart or two hoping hilarity would ensue. Nope.
Now, I’m told it takes a few tries to get high but I’ve been smoking pot for about 20 years and am yet to see shit happen. What’s the deal dealers? Why doesn’t pot work?
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ben voyons…
03.21.08 at 10:01 am
you’re like a way more mellow version of steve o in that stupid fucking video he posted on youtube.
03.21.08 at 1:45 pm
This made me want a choice doobie asap
03.21.08 at 2:22 pm
holy moly gavin i m in loves with u
03.21.08 at 3:18 pm
damn homie, you acting like a 14 year old.
03.21.08 at 4:40 pm
you make that sound like a bad thing
03.21.08 at 5:00 pm
aweeee gavin your high voice is so cute
03.21.08 at 6:34 pm
you girls are killing me.
03.21.08 at 7:01 pm
Who gives a shit,
write something fucking relevant already.
Vice might not have the quality Dos and Don’ts, but at least their articles make up for it.
It’s almost like together you make a complete magazine
03.22.08 at 1:30 pm
How cute is that!
03.22.08 at 2:39 pm
hey mooles, maybe gav wants to rest a bit after writing ALL the articles (oh so it appeared) in Vice for 10 years straight. let a brother act retarded yo.
03.22.08 at 8:56 pm
I love weed that makes you giggle. and the weed that makes you horny. where do I get some of that shit?
03.22.08 at 8:57 pm
shitty pot, you’d be suprised the in the quality of high if its the right stain, canada baby, dont get no better then…eating it to, if you dont get high smoking it, theres some good recipes out there for cookies
05.26.08 at 2:14 pm
UH
Riddle me this
Why the shit are you still smoking then (20 years??!!)??
11.15.08 at 9:13 pm
Sour Diesel
07.20.10 at 12:37 am