STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » PREDICTABLE ACCIDENT

Something like this was bound to happen.

This entry was posted on 06.19.08 at 8:00 am by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

1st Says:

1st

06.19.08 at 9:25 am
LOL Says:

2nd

06.19.08 at 9:29 am
lol@u Says:

haha that video never gets old. does anyone know what happened to the guy? (I’m thinking amputation is in order)

06.19.08 at 9:39 am
Yatesy Says:

“Help me! Help me!”

Being Scottish, and hearing his anguished pleas for help in an English accent, just makes it all the sweeter.

06.19.08 at 9:52 am
science Says:

wtf? was his shit just crushed? need to see moar!!!!!

06.19.08 at 10:25 am
Gorbollocks Says:

@Yatesy
Honestly yer Jock cunt who gives a fuck? The language of Ned/Kevs crosses all uk borders, see wido.co.uk for some real class examples. btw Me great grandad raped yer nan in the 1700 clearances an she fuckin loved it! She got a bit radgy when he swapped her for a sheep though.

06.19.08 at 10:35 am
Gorbollocks Says:

i like it!

06.19.08 at 10:57 am
Gavin Says:

As my friend Frank recently said, “The prefrontal lobes are the areas of the brain that have to do with planning and looking at consequences of actions. They don’t fully develop until you reach your twenties. That’s why teenagers do stupid things.”

06.19.08 at 4:10 pm
Pooipe Pants Says:

is that a stone fence?

06.19.08 at 7:44 pm

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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