STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » PREGNANT WOMAN TAKES HORMONES TO CREATE MUSTACHE AND WORLD CALLS HER “MAN”: HAS BABY

PREGNANT WOMAN TAKES HORMONES TO CREATE MUSTACHE AND WORLD CALLS HER “MAN”: HAS BABY

Did you know all you have to do to become a man is cut your tits off and draw a mustache on your face? Similarly, all you curious drag queens out there might as well stop beating around the bush and make it happen. All you have to do to become a woman is have a surgeon cut off your dick and add tits and then take a bunch of pills. Who knew our genders were so easy to create out of thin air? I used to call Amanda Lepore the most eligible bachelor in New York. For that, I am sorry. “She” is a bachelorette.

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3 Comments

beetlejuice Says:

if i wanna shove my dick in this man’s cunt, does that make me a fag?

07.05.08 at 1:58 pm
Gayboners Says:

So glad you agree with Fox News on these kinds of topics.

07.05.08 at 9:28 pm
Guy Says:

im a lesbian

01.24.09 at 5:52 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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