You know what? I’m glad the fucking weekend’s over. People running around like a bunch of fags, dancing because the Man gave them two days off. Fucking grow up. Work is what you make it and like it or not, it’s your life. So fucking get back to work and cut the bullshit.

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27 Comments
  1. SHITCOCK Says:

    Totally. People are SO gay.


  2. ty Says:

    No lie! I’m so happy on Monday mornings when everybody leaves my neighborhood and I can once again come out and enjoy the world.

    I only wish the economy would dictate that everyone (who works) work 7 day weeks.


  3. THE TRUTH Says:

    ain’t none of theys hotties dancin’ in the street gonna git wit chu if you ain’t bring home that dolla


  4. Bill Brown Says:

    I always felt that way when I lived in the city!


  5. JuCIFER Says:

    Hells yeah, and let’s be honest here… you’re gonna be pissing the day away on Street Carnage anyway…


  6. ew Says:

    r her nipples giant scabs? somethin’ about dems don’t look right.


  7. Columbo Says:

    ty you need to die of cancer immediately thx!


  8. whiners suck Says:

    that one nipple on white girl wayfarers looks like a triangle…


  9. Job Bansen Says:

    melanoma tits and getting smacked on the head (by melanoma tits’ plastic doohickey) makes for one pissed off klingon.


  10. Sonny Says:

    I hate Bay To Breakers SO MUCH

    these fuckers eventually rumble through my neighborhood and thrash the park me and my kid spend the most time in. So much trash/puke/shit/piss it’s a fucking mess for weeks afterwards, and most of em dont even make it to the beach. The stop in the panhandle and get so wasted we have to fight them off our stoops and bear with them screaming in the street almost getting run over. Epitome of SuperDouches!


  11. Dale Hawerchuk Says:

    Oh, I get it – they’re gold pasties! That’s why her areolae look like that. Also, boobs.


  12. Jerry Garcia Says:

    Yeah, fuck bay to breakers; it’s a waste.


  13. Vane$$a Says:

    Probably one of the most awesome photos I’ve ever seen.


  14. booty clap dick trigger Says:

    hahahahahahahahahhahahaahahh.

    i was too tired to make it to bay to breakers. i just caught the after part and clean up parts.
    fucke being drunk at 10am. what a wash.


  15. The actual consuala Says:

    Do gays get pissed of when they see titties?

    I honestly Don’t know


  16. Anonymous Says:

    pretty tiitties
    rainbow covered clitty
    brighten the city
    when all else is shitty


  17. Lovehawk (Thee Oh Gee) Says:

    @Vane$$a

    Hear, hear.


  18. Mondo Mondesi Says:

    I like it when women out gay gay men proving that they are the true lords of the gayness domain. I guess what I’m saying is that gay men are sort of like a poor man’s version of women but with cocks? I don’t know. I’m fucked up.


  19. last night Says:

    i specifically remembering dancing like an idiot with you last night, in that girls apartment

    and also the weekend is not over yet, its a holiday

    love

    me


  20. bob "get loot" barker Says:

    meanwhile, while all this shit was happening I had all of Dolores park to myself on sunday. Nobody knows about the awesomeness of this park. Fuck the haters that hate this park, what the fuck else is there to do? Sit around at ritual and complain about the hipsters?


  21. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    @ bob “get loot” barker

    Big news…people weren’t there because they were having a fucking blast @ B2B. Have you been in San Francisco for 2 days? When I lived there for 10 years, it seemed pretty fucking popular and awesome to me. Did you just move there from San Jose or something? Lulz.

    PS God bless all of you guys who hate hot-naked-drunk girls wearing kinky outfits jogging through San Francisco. That just leaves more girls for my dick to ravage.


  22. bro Says:

    hey bob?

    is dolores park really all that much of a secret? those overflowing bathrooms (with the gross) and trashcans (with the pbr and tecate cans) every weekend might disprove your point. may i suggest any number of the bars outside of the mission instead. i know, sometimes peddling out of the mission can be hard. i mean, there are hills in the way! and you end up having to talk to people that aren’t graphic designers or bike messengers or maybe even don’t know your favorite band (out hud, maybe?)! you can do it, though.


  23. The Bedroom Athlete Says:

    @ bro

    ‘Graphic designers’ Haha. Lulz.


  24. ariel Says:

    these are my friends,
    1.she was wearing pasties
    2. it was LOVEFEST, not just the weekend foolz


  25. east bay Says:

    holy shit i know those girls, they’re not even 17 yet.

    This is from Lovefest, not B2B


  26. poop Says:

    ^ makes it even better.

    every day is saturday if your unemployed.


  27. i took your bitch Says:

    gavin and his twice over teen angst. so refreshingly bitter


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