So it’s nice outside and the first show of the year happened at Tompkins. Here’s some photos to show you guys what you’re missing out on.

I can’t believe this is what’s passing as punk nowadays — you know, everyone there but the mohawks.

It sure as hell ain’t Nausea 1986 in the park.

-JEN HANLEY
Gnarlitude.com
SexSavagesonWheels.com

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18 Comments
  1. Lady Gaza Says:

    the vicious circle. you must escape


  2. soda pop Says:

    we made the circle and we can make it stop.


  3. nomoregnar Says:

    Oh do tell you old salty dog you, how exactly was it back in ‘86 Jen?


  4. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Looks like a daycare activity for semi-grownups.


  5. Joe Queer Says:

    Outdoor punk shows never work.


  6. kure kure takora Says:

    How old are you, Jen? somewhere in your late 20s IIRC?

    So that would’ve made you what, 3-5 then? I think you were more into the Cookie Monster than yelling “NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF”.

    And to be fair, Cookie Monster is a lot cooler than Nausea.


  7. bolo Says:

    this isn’t new york, I hope…


  8. HAHA Says:

    From her website gnarlitude.com “Jen 27 year old financially secure french sex maniac ex model junkie alcoholic insomniac house guest” So yes, being 3 in ‘86 makes you a punk by her definition.


  9. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    @kure kure

    The best of both worlds:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5aLGzG7KU


  10. Steve Dave Says:

    Jen, thanks for letting me know I’m clearly not missing out on anything.


  11. Long Island JAP Says:

    It is not “real” like back in 2005 when Jen was a “gutter punk” before she started talking about Chanel and Ann Demeulemeester.


  12. hoblo Says:

    dorkfest


  13. gay Says:

    what the fuck is that loo loo skip to the loo dance


  14. Dick Says:

    When the fuck are you larvae going to stop playing dress up in yr mom’s groupie gear and make something NEW for Christ’s sake?


  15. Austin Says:

    I remember that I used to be scared of punks when I was younger. How times have changed. I’ve been to dubstep gigs that were scary, dangerous, fun and illegal- felt more “punk” than this ring-around-the-rosey action seems.


  16. Alex Says:

    Oh how fucking lame. Fuck. Stop it. You were never an alcoholic or a junkie and you aren’t interesting now. Your mommy lied. You’re not special. Christ.


  17. Kunkel Says:

    Maybe they wouldn’t be so civil if the music didn’t suck.


  18. a Says:

    I only read these posts to see how bad Gnar Jen gets heckled. For real. She is the shittiest writer on earth. If she is an exmodel why are there no pictures of her online? Because she is a blob of shit.


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