Is God smoking weed now? Awesome shit, guy upstairs! PURE HEAVEN! I could fall asleep like a baby to this soundtrack. It’s going to be my new ring tone too… ANNNDDDD the RIOT POLICE showed up. Those cops and their shields were covered in so much make-up they must have had looked like gorgeoussss drag queens when the got back to the station.

Apparently there was a car on the street, smoking (having a smoke) and someone yelled that it was going to explode; erupting a 10,000 person “Not my beautiful face!” stampede.

  1. GREAT, THERE’S DOG SHIT ON THE STREETS IN HEAVEN
  2. TRANNIES IN THE LADIES ROOM
  3. SYLVIA, DOGS DO RULE HEAVEN
  4. LA AND HOLLYWOOD: HOMELESS HEAVEN
  5. STREET BONER 677

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26 Comments
  1. chip love Says:

    there was this record from like 1999 or 2000 by an electronic act out of england named “downpour” who put out a 12″ on dropbeat records called something like “introduction to mass hysteria” or “a guide to mass hysteria” that sounded exactly like this clip.


  2. pat Says:

    Why was that crowd there?…Was this during the shoe convention?


  3. pat Says:

    sorry nevermind


  4. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    ahahahah dumb cunts


  5. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    ahahahah dumb cunts


  6. consuala Says:

    Im speechless


  7. apple sauce boss Says:

    it would have been nice to punch a pretty bitch during the mayhem


  8. fithers Says:

    Total War!


  9. anti-lamez Says:

    i cant stop cumming


  10. Calling Shenanigans Says:

    i don’t get why these people were there.


  11. CHRIST FARLEY Says:

    The crowd is there for America’s Next Top Model audition.
    Tyra Banks is asking for models who are also under 5′7″ this year; shorter than what runway models should be, which includes pretty much every girl in the world.
    That is why the entire vaginal universe is crowded outside that building,
    covered in BLOOD & MASCARA.


  12. derk Says:

    10 hrs later and still jacking off


  13. Badtooth Says:

    This could never happen in LA, where the model wannabes arent afraid of cars. A overheated radiator caused this panic….so priceless.


  14. same dna Says:

    Beautiful nevertheless


  15. niggerjew Says:

    lovely


  16. Vane$$a Says:

    titillating


  17. CUMILLIONAIRE Ridin' Durty Says:

    Is it just me or does someone yell “IT’S A BOMB! 2 seconds into the video?

    & why does it take FOUR cops to man handle this one dude 2 minutes in?


  18. Seriously Says:

    Circle Pit at 1:24.


  19. homeless. Says:

    boobies


  20. J Diddy Says:

    It is like a Dwarves song!


  21. sally shoebox Says:

    all girls are so vain


  22. Joey Odessa Says:

    Ass loads of short people anger.


  23. fuckface Says:

    This was retarded awesomeness, but what would have made it reeeaaaallly eye-jizz-worthy is if they turned fire hoses and dogs on them.


  24. ew Says:

    god the streets must have been littered with piles of forever 21 and torrid.


  25. Vane$$a Says:

    Can you imagine the ugly, narcissistic, clueless herd of complete dickweeds that would show for an under 5′7 modeling competition hosted by Tyra Banks? I’m picturing many, many Puerto Ricans.


  26. amazing Says:

    I remember passing through this street, thinking everyone was waiting for Luda or something. But no it was a casting. At first I wasn’t sure for what since almost everyone on line was short and a hood rat. I doubt Tyra will find beauties at that casting.


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