If you’re not familiar with Purple Magazine , you may know it as that magazine your girlfriend is really into that with tax will usually cost about $30. The price is completely worth it because this biannual mag is the size of a coffee table book, except this one you will look at a hundred times more. This is the best of the best and in my opinion, one of the only worth reading. Anyway, Oliver Zahm, pictured above, is the man behind Purple and among other things, he has this natural french charm that will make just about every woman he comes into contact with either want to ravage him or at least flash him a significant amount of times while he photographs her. Lucky for us, Oliver launched the Purple Diary at the beginning of NY Fashion Week and has since been updating everyday with behind the scenes work for the mag, a front row view of the shows he attends and plenty of epic nights in several hotel rooms and bars. A brief look into what Oliver’s diary holds is below…



and what might be the best video of an editorial shoot ever…

x
Jen
Gnarlitude.com

  1. OLD DIARY ENTRIES: “I JUST HAD SEX!”
  2. LITERARY DEATH MATCH – TONIGHT
  3. TAKING THE LSAT
  4. OPEN MIC: BELOOGA JOE
  5. SEX TOY SHOPPING WITH AMANDA BLANK

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37 Comments
  1. first Says:

    looks like my typical tuesday morning


  2. Street Boning Says:

    Looks like one huge compilation of coke fueled orgies.


  3. Street Boning Says:

    french people.


  4. Street Boning Says:

    they are so sexy. i could fuck them all! really i love them so much.


  5. shadowy figure Says:

    Too many plain skinny white women.


  6. Dr. Fate Says:

    those people were gross and should disappear like the nonexistence of an absolute standard in objective reality.


  7. regal Says:

    wow, so chic.. pretentious rich coke heads looking mangy and greasy. yum.


  8. the right honourable poodge mastrami Says:

    well, someone’s gotta live that life…and seriously, Dr. Fate, what the fuck are you saying?


  9. Tom Bom, jolly Tom Says:

    Oliver looks like Slash.


  10. SHITCOCK Says:

    Do these girls not understand that you can eat things besides semen?


  11. bloodyknows Says:

    i would love to live like this for a few days, but only for a few days. this sort of lifestyle is like a vacation in vegas; really fun for a weekend but you definitely don’t want to live there.


  12. bloodyknows Says:

    also, a one year subscription (two issues) is $88


  13. PillHellTom Says:

    It’s Olivier Zahm


  14. too long Says:

    Your use of the comma is totally random and inconsistent.


  15. manny Says:

    at first it seems pretty wild and crazy kids, but when you think about it, it’s pretty safe to spend your life living in a decade that’s already over.

    people recreating the whole ’70s coke model and porn producer thing know where their day is headed and how things are going to turn out. but people living in the here and now, trying new shit, who knows if they’ll survive another night.

    being neither, i fantasize of being both.


  16. Great Says:

    This is exactly what I come to street carnage for, you stupid vapid bitch. If i wanted to see pictures of extremely rich and attractive people gallavanting around, I’d pick up vanity fair or us weekly. stay off this website and kill yourself, seriously.


  17. Vane$$a Says:

    I’m feeling a Barely Legal vibe to this whole thing. Awesome.


  18. too long Says:

    i keep waiting for the jen hanley post that makes me say “wait, i think i finally get what she’s talking about and i now see why this is important for me to know and care about…”, this wasn’t it, and the actor from mask called, he wants his freakishly overgrown cheekbones back.


  19. too long Says:

    thanks for telling me whats cool ;)


  20. Garbage Train Says:

    I’m too jealous to like this.


  21. don juan Says:

    sooo lame. i really thought 2009 would be less trendy


  22. Hi Says:

    Jen Hanley deletes comments on Gnarlitude if she doesn’t agree with them.


  23. vanessa is a human fart Says:

    smells like shit. die faggot die. hi my brother is a mental genius retard who does fingerpaintings with his fecal nugget.. he did too much acid and I made him up but PLEASE CAN I HAVE A JOB PLEEEEASSEEE.

    purple magazine looks like sew intriguing, it totally intriques me.. it is like the photo version of a Suede lyric or something oh the wasted food haters coke fizzle in the dark skinny hips of the city tonight. seriously jen you are like the hipster cunt version of like Kelly Clarkson or something. that obvious.. please fuck off and die.. nobody cares that you’ve had a share of terry richardsons helmet or some vision on ketamine.. you’re a peaches geldof sympathizer.. die die die die die die die die die toten hoser


  24. Anonymous Says:

    when you have your period and you’re bleeding like a stuck pig, gasping your way through your next wave of abdominal discomfort, you find that you cannot loathe stuff like this upon first sight. you transcend into a state of menstrual namaste. my bloody cunt being bows to and honors their inner bloody cunt beings, acknowledging in that sacred moment that the women once weighed enough to menstruate and the men became vaginas honestly and in their own right.


  25. cunt madoff Says:

    seriously why are girls so sucking stupid? I love women at least relative to guys who are the worst.. but sorry you are still so fucking stupid. I think it’s why I hate people in general

    think about it, and then meet me in the bathroom to have your photo taken with your new bag (mine, shaved with one of those jap jobs that looks like a roll on deodorant you know? shit is SMOOT.

    Lady Gaga is so glamorous glamorous. honestly what I am supposed to get from the types of images above? that you want me to fuck you and take back the vote? you can have the night.

    Love, Man Friendson

    love, Man


  26. Cerebral Meowzy Says:

    Gaystuff.


  27. Books & Backpacks Says:

    I made meatloaf for the first time in like 2 months and had a Guiness. The people in these pictures may have everything else but I take dumps they can’t even dream of.


  28. jasper Says:

    ^ that post.


  29. Arv Says:

    What the fuck am I even doing with my life if I’m not doing shit like ^that^?


  30. ashley Says:

    ya really. fucking french peoeple.


  31. buffalowinger Says:

    this is the type of shit that makes me want to kill.


  32. Sizzle Manslap Says:

    I shit flank steaks and piss hot Gatorade


  33. BANANA PEEEL Says:

    homie looks a french cartoon chimp from the 70’s.


  34. Charles Says:

    Holy fucking shit, that’s my cousin naked on the bed with Olivier


  35. Doctor G. Says:

    Huge LOL at the bitch on the very left in the 2nd pic. I like her Down’s look, I hear it’s gonna be big this fall!


  36. bitch Says:

    Huge LOL at the bitch on the very left in the 2nd pic. I like her Down’s look, I hear it’s gonna be big this fall!


  37. Beef Says:

    Ugh. Chicks like this boring nonsense.


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