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The ghost of a young boy has appeared on a cell phone in Britain and the picture is so scary, it’s making assholes all over the country explode into their surrounding “underpants.”
Jesus fucking Christ, look at that kid’s face! Sorry but if that doesn’t scare you; you’re a cynical prick with no heart. That is SCARY, dude, almost as scary as that haunted swing in Argentina invisible children liked to play on back in October.

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7 Comments

Gavin rules Says:

awww…hes like Casper. This is not scary at all. Just because hes dead, it doesnt mean he can be still adorable.

01.25.08 at 10:37 am
Emily Says:

Ghost?? hmm. I doubt that! see the other little girl in the picture?? i bet its the child of one of those 14 year old hookers!

01.25.08 at 10:46 am
I CRY HOAX! Says:

this is old shit and did the rounds on phones last year. it’s photoshopped. and since when do we link to the fucking daily mail?????? ahhhhhhhhhhhh

01.25.08 at 12:05 pm
mr.wilson Says:

I know it said Britain right in the “teaser”, but could you do me a kindness, and have some kind of a warning for viewers that are reading this shit late at night. Nobody wants to see those mugs without a warning shot of some kind. I just need time to prepare myself, that’s all.

I’m sure I could travel there. It’s foggy. I could watch britcoms for exposure therapy.

01.28.08 at 2:37 am
zappy1215 Says:

it is either photoshopped or real. you cant tell nowadays

05.12.09 at 9:14 pm
Anonymous Says:

Lol i shit on image poster!

06.26.09 at 5:09 am
SHaGGGz Says:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

01.03.10 at 10:44 pm

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