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Next time someone whines non-stop to me about trivial bullshit I’m gonna break the glass and play the solo from “Careless Whispers”

On the world’s tiniest saxophone.

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This entry was posted on 08.14.09 at 9:00 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

14 Comments

frak Says:

wow beckles this was actually funny!

08.14.09 at 9:42 am
Vane$$a Says:

Observe things as they are and don’t pay attention to other people.

08.14.09 at 10:22 am
SARS Says:

I thought it was the world’s tiniest violin that plays the sad songs!
runnin’ loose on that kenny g shiiiitt

08.14.09 at 11:16 am
SARS Says:

That must have been so weird to be gay the entire time. Just wishing to choke on a penis when all there is are flat as ass vags.

08.14.09 at 11:22 am
grimey Says:

guilty feet have no rhythm

08.14.09 at 12:52 pm
All That Jizz Says:

“is are????”

08.14.09 at 1:22 pm
the real SARS :P Says:

that wasnt me! I cant even hear the relevance there

08.14.09 at 2:56 pm
Radtooth Says:

I love this song in an un-ironic way.

p.s. I’m not a homosexual.

08.14.09 at 6:08 pm
Ms.Ogilvy Says:

A+

08.15.09 at 12:10 am
good one Says:

i get it

08.15.09 at 3:56 am
Charmander Says:

kissing a fool is a much better song…

08.15.09 at 12:11 pm
mr.meat Says:

I think you would have to inhale some helium first- to do that tiny sax justice.

08.15.09 at 5:02 pm
sarah palin Says:

this belongs to a genre of music I like to call “TJ Maxx Tunes”. And I think the sax part would be better termed “the hook”, not really a solo as it repeats through the song.

08.15.09 at 10:27 pm
toodles Says:

Ummmn Beckles is right and so are you Sarah.. it is technically a solo and WE are all hooked okay?! So take off those glasses and let that fucking hair down you uptight…

08.16.09 at 11:52 pm

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