Jamie from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.
Jacques Magazine is determined to bring class back to porn. This seems like a tall order, especially when magazines themselves are now considered archaic but it is a noble pursuit.
Occasionally, they cum across some cans that are so tastefully delicious, they make Jacques’ sisyphusian task look like it’s all downhill from here.
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my boner hurts.
12.18.09 at 10:21 am
yeah, they’re exquisite.
12.18.09 at 10:28 am
must cup
12.18.09 at 10:30 am
“Classy” porn producers forget that the only thing that artsy black and white shots of teasing, half hidden models in gauzy clothing are good for is getting in the way of my jacking off. It’s like making a hammer out of glass. Beautiful in its own small way but if you try to get any work done with it you’ll end up sore.
12.18.09 at 11:19 am
Man that perfect set of tits MORE than make up for her total lack of ass.
12.18.09 at 11:39 am
Good job. This is actually useful to me.
12.18.09 at 11:50 am
I dunno man.
I mean…why does she answer the phone? What are her motivations? The plot just doesn’t make sense when parsed in the face of that epic denouement.
12.18.09 at 12:28 pm
I’d drink her bath water and then slap my tip across those lips.
12.18.09 at 12:28 pm
One tit is bigger than the other. I have a higher standard of perfection.
12.18.09 at 12:29 pm
erik kolacek = nikki nine lives
12.18.09 at 12:31 pm
that chick has some sweet tits. video is fucking weak as hell. the chick didnt do anything. she puts a towel on to answer the phone… alone in a hotel room? those awesome tits are the only reason to watch this tripe.
12.18.09 at 12:32 pm
lack of penis cummin on tits…art porn sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.18.09 at 12:43 pm
http://vimeo.com/6105447
heres another one. this is just funny, shes gonna have ants crawling all over her!
12.18.09 at 1:04 pm
I’ll take Coke over Pepsi, thank you.
12.18.09 at 1:28 pm
Just have to take a second before I finger myself to this to let you know that it’s “Sisyphean.”
12.18.09 at 1:59 pm
kyle get a gf
12.18.09 at 2:24 pm
at least the ice cream one she’s doing something
12.18.09 at 4:14 pm
Lickable.
12.18.09 at 5:30 pm
Pretty sure that’s George C. Scott’s room from “Dr. Strangelove”
12.18.09 at 8:19 pm
I wish more models porn or otherwise looked like this
http://moneyhoesandclothes.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/cute-thick-chick-of-the-week-london-andrews/
that chick was cute but but that magazine seems to have the same old weak ass model types
12.18.09 at 8:40 pm
^NO FAT CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.19.09 at 1:25 am
^ Total fucking hippy is bordering on total fucking homo
12.19.09 at 11:17 am
Average. I get a better rock on watching some of the girls in my office.
12.19.09 at 2:35 pm
nicky nine lives! fuck i almost forgot about that guy.
12.19.09 at 3:17 pm
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! A man is lucky to ever encounter tits like that in real life even once.
12.20.09 at 9:26 pm