As someone who has toiled mercilessly to end racism and make the entire world hold hands™, I was completely devastated to discover my son hates Ns. My son is a registered Winnebago Indian who was created by my wife and I to head the ACLU and fight for rappers who have been incarcerated against their will. Instead, we are cursed with an infant who cannot even look at Afro Canadians. This has been the hugest blow of my marriage (and about the only blow I’m getting these days – Am I right fellas?).
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nig nog
10.01.09 at 12:09 pm
it’s just like Dogs, Dogs get like that around Bleques
10.01.09 at 12:13 pm
your baby’s racism is adorable!
10.01.09 at 12:14 pm
your kids are sooo cute!
10.01.09 at 12:26 pm
Imagine if Kimbo Slice came over.
10.01.09 at 12:42 pm
cute baby. but seriously, though…let’s not forget to mention the niceness of your crib…shit
10.01.09 at 12:52 pm
your baby looks just like you.
10.01.09 at 12:58 pm
I was the same way about old, obese and otherwise unattractive women when I was very young. Goes to show beauty may not be learned after all.
10.01.09 at 12:58 pm
Hire me to be your camera guy. That made me so dizzy
10.01.09 at 1:29 pm
Derrick is not full black though, hes one of coffee and one of cream. That would make Duncan not racist, just confused.
10.01.09 at 2:23 pm
ha ha ah aha
10.01.09 at 3:00 pm
He probably just doesn’t like canadians.
10.01.09 at 3:12 pm
Gavin is Canadian.
10.01.09 at 3:16 pm
Blognigger is hilarious.
10.01.09 at 3:37 pm
Make him react the same way to vegans and you’ll be Dad #1.
10.01.09 at 4:46 pm
hilarious
10.01.09 at 5:07 pm
that was funny, that’s how everyone reacts to derrick though right?
10.01.09 at 5:34 pm
How cute! And funny – so how do you get them over their racism? You have to start young otherwise they stay racist forever.
10.01.09 at 6:11 pm
I know women get ‘baby crazy’, but what happens when men experience the same conundrum? Baby hungry?
10.01.09 at 7:31 pm
It’s a rare feat when they come out perfect.
10.01.09 at 7:36 pm
hahah, Duncan’s eye brows raise when you say “Derrick”, as if he knows what’s coming.
10.01.09 at 10:37 pm
Clearly, racism is for little crybabies. Grow the fuck up already.
10.01.09 at 11:52 pm
This is funny. Even my closet racist heart was warmed by this humorous video.
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10.01.09 at 11:58 pm
I shit you fucking not, my best friend’s rottweiler is scared of Asians.
10.02.09 at 12:08 am
This wasn’t that striking.
Babies get freaked out by people that they aren’t familiar with.
For instance, a white dude would have probably flustered him just as badly.
Now if you had Derrick and a white guy, and you let both of them handle the little one, that would be something, a true test of his racist might.
This is assuming that that is Gavin’s offspring.
10.02.09 at 1:25 am
Im scared of retarded people, guess Im racist?
10.02.09 at 1:34 am
Sun of a Bun, I am very curious about how much stuff flies over your head. My guess: at least a ton.
10.02.09 at 1:53 am
Of coarse babbys afraid of the blognigger. You are Americans and are psychologicly conditioning to be afraid of slave for fear of revolt.
From PReck!
10.02.09 at 9:25 am
Thank you, PReck!
10.02.09 at 9:38 am
Preck is the best.
10.02.09 at 1:07 pm