I was inspired by Movies in Frames to take film stills and arrange them together. But instead of summarizing the movie with four of my favorite scenes, I decided to rearrange the stills to give the film a new meaning. Here’s my attempt:

The only way to lose yourself like that is uh dancing or alcohol or drugs… stuff like that.

Fucking.

The scene is from Before Sunrise. If you’re interested, here is the actual dialogue from the movie:

Fucking, yeah that’s one way. Yeah.

Do know what I want?

What?

To be kissed.

Well I can do that.

[smacking gooey yucky sounds]

Wait, I have to do something stupid.

Alright.

It’s very stupid.

Ok.

I don’t think we should sleep together. I mean I want to but since we’re never going to see each other again it’ll make me feel bad. I won’t know who else you’re with. I’ll miss you. I know it’s not very adult. Maybe it’s a female thing I can’t help it.

Let’s see each other again.

No, I don’t want you to break our vow just so you can get laid.

I don’t want to just get laid. I want to um I mean I think we should I mean we die in the morning right. I think we should.

No then it’s like some male fantasy. Meet a French girl on the train, fuck her, and never see her again and have this great story to tell. I don’t want to be a great story- I don’t want this great evening to just have been for that.

Ok we don’t have to have sex it’s not a big deal.

Ok. You don’t want to see me again?

No of course I do. Listen if someone gave me the choice right now of to never see you again or to marry you i would marry you. And maybe that’s a lot of romantic bullshit but people have gotten married for a lot less

Actually, I think I decided I wanted to sleep with you when we got off the train. Now that we’ve talked so much I don’t know any more.

Oh god.

Why do we make everything so complicated?

I don’t know.

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8 Comments
  1. Last frame is off. Says:

    Arv, I’m coming into the Street Carnage offices to sexually harass you unless you fix this.


  2. cuntvomit Says:

    Come on Mr. McGuiness, don’t let these people make your site suck a bucket of dicks.


  3. Il Mostro Says:

    Yes, you need to post an ad for new interns, we’ve come to expect a higher level of awesomeness, and these dizzy dames are not up to par.


  4. cut this crap Says:

    why is this so not interesting?


  5. Big Mel Says:

    ^ if Arv didn’t write that, I’d be amazed

    This is so boring, it’s beyond belief


  6. dick trickle Says:

    This is sincerely one of the lamest things I’ve seen. And I’ve seen Arv’s posts.


  7. Vane$$a Says:

    This is quality. Keeps me comin’ back for more.


  8. BAPS Says:

    OH COOL YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK. CHECK PLUS.


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