The competition for our “Build a Better Logo and the World Will Beat a Path to Your Door – Contest” is over. We received a myriad of entries the majority of which were fucking shitty. Vegan Jules insisted we raise the prize money before he even enter and cited the following logos as evidence of his immense talents. Remember that stage in your life? When you thought you weren’t getting paid because of some kind of injustice? We had to break it to him that his supply does not meet our demand. At the other end of the spectrum we have the snot concrete logo above by Glenn Manders. Holy shit can that fucker draw. He wins the $100.
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SECOND PLACE
Goes to Ben Snakepit. His endless penis toiling will almost surely ostracize our few remaining advertisers. He also did these two…
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RUNNERS UP
These guys won’t make a penny of prize money but we will steal their logos anyway and get stinking rich of their hard work. The above one is the best and here’s two more.
And the loser is…
This guy. Who also insisted the prize money was way too little. Funny how these things work themselves out.
UPDATE: You may recall a HUGE battle we had with Never Not Fresh where we demanded they kill their old shitty logo and replace it with a cartoony one we did. They refused and decided to make a new logo out of Gavin’s face.
If you still want to make us logos the answer is yes please. All the details are here.
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Vegan Jules is cleary retarded.
05.29.09 at 9:13 am
You know Vegan Jules is an idiot from the first word of the name he uses.
05.29.09 at 9:26 am
NEVERNOTFRESH is actually pretty nevernotfresh…
05.29.09 at 10:44 am
I thought most people wouldn’t pay attention to the template, so I’d be a shoe-in. oops.
05.29.09 at 11:14 am
So when dos these new plates goes into circulations
05.29.09 at 11:20 am
Haha!!
Gavin you look even better as a carved up logo!!!
05.29.09 at 1:01 pm
Ben Snakepit is the man.
05.29.09 at 1:39 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA Vegan Jules your work is so garbage.
05.29.09 at 3:26 pm
all these logos are shit. Except for the second place ones.
The first place one is the worst.
I got two ideas that are better than all of these in concept, perhaps equal in execution. I don’t fuck around for $100 though. Who the hell would?
WHOOOOA Gavin bigtime horseshit logoman.
05.29.09 at 3:47 pm
p.s. the loser did quite a good logo. The rest of these logos are out of some 3rd grade nerd’s sketchbook.
05.29.09 at 3:49 pm
i thought vegan jules was a girl…
05.29.09 at 5:58 pm
You’re fucking insane, Vegan Jules.
05.29.09 at 6:43 pm
I think Vegan Jules’ looks pretty fuckin cool. I also kinda like the loser one, too.
05.29.09 at 6:57 pm
Oh wait, I didn’t read that right. Glenn’s is the one I was talking about. the winner. That shit is tight.
05.29.09 at 6:59 pm
I like how Snakepit used a bunghole on the first A. Good call.
05.29.09 at 8:00 pm
They will post comments about Vegan jules, they will deride him in blogs, but without him I would not exist. Rage on, Vegan Jules.
05.30.09 at 2:11 am
Y’know Kilby can say he’s on staff here. But I think I’ve been published more
05.30.09 at 4:45 am
Vegan Jules, you’re absolutely fucking nuts.
05.30.09 at 2:20 pm
They are all CRAP and i could do wayy better if i could be arsed.
Fuckign YAWN!
Street carnage, blue fucking peter more like…
YAAAAAWWWWN.
05.31.09 at 3:31 pm
“I got two ideas that are better than all of these in concept”
What? a fucking pot leaf, lightning, and a kitty cat?
YOU ARE FUCKED
05.31.09 at 7:36 pm
“YOU ARE FUCKED”
yeah pretty much. Whatever dude, can’t go back to Wall St. now. Wouldn’t want to anyway.
Still got two better ideas though. Fuck off Jase. You know, kids who passed my design station in a suburban mall, LIKED my pot leaf, lightning and kitty cat. Out of nowhere they said “that’s fucking cool.” Soo. Eat two dicks dude.
06.01.09 at 8:43 pm