STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » REAL MONSTER OR PHOTOSHOP TRICK?

Real fucking monster?

Is this monster for reals? I’m sick of getting duped into thinking it’s 100,000,000BC.

And yes, today is monster day on Street Carnage.

This entry was posted on 07.30.08 at 12:10 pm by Christi Bradnox. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

7 Comments

blah Says:

isn’t that just a dog with half it’s nose chewed off?

07.30.08 at 12:15 pm
booglaboo Says:

throw some bbq sauce on that bitch.

mmm tasty.

07.30.08 at 12:23 pm
shira Says:

it looks like meat from a butcher shop, but i want to believe it’s real.

07.30.08 at 12:37 pm
Cuntegonde Says:

This looks like something from the Island of Dr. Ron Mexico.

07.30.08 at 1:04 pm
dudez Says:

get some original content! over half your shit is re-posts from other very well known blogs/sites! i know you can do it SC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07.30.08 at 2:26 pm
Riverboat Gamblin' Man Says:

I swear that beast is giving me the finger!

07.30.08 at 10:30 pm
dead turtle Says:

its sparky the new lit mascot

07.31.08 at 12:31 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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