Last year I wrote about seven Mr Show skits that became reality. Since then there’s been a few more. Street Carnage reader Eddie Essey pointed out that Brazilian crime show host who was trying to murder a judge was a Mr Show skit. Unfortunately, Mr Show only ran for three years and reality is much longer than that. Especially when you include the whole world. So, taking its fate into its own hands, reality has given up on Mr Show and started writing sketches of its own. Take “The Last Jew in Afghanistan” for example. He has a pet partridge and is constantly being insulted and provoked by everyone in the whole country. Photographers can’t even get a picture of him without some asshole making faces behind his back. There used to be another Jew in Afghanistan, the guy’s roommate, but he died. The last Jew was glad to be rid of him.

See it here and try to wrap your head around the part where it’s real.

-GAVIN MCINNES

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4 Comments
  1. Kat Says:

    “I’m the only gay in the village”


  2. yikes Says:

    when reality becomes tim & eric skits, that’s when i’ll be really concerned.


  3. Michael Says:

    Israel apparently needs to develop a Kwit Kvetching PSA campaign for Jews living in hostile countries.


  4. JuCIFER Says:

    He’s a glutton for punishment, it stems from an overbearing Jewish mother.


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