The following is my personal philosophy on the silly concept of falling in love and dealing with the inevitable consequence of a broken heart, as told by stills from Wong Kar Wai’s film, Chungking Express.

-VAL
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19 Comments
  1. maurice del taco Says:

    did arv shut you down


  2. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


  3. yeah Says:

    this is the worst shit ever. what the fuck is going on over there? knock, knock…did you know that you used to be decent?


  4. Vane$$a Says:

    I’m really feeling that taking on these kids (SC’s version of the Monkees!) will be this site’s downfall. I can barely even stand to drop by here anymore. Maybe it seems like things are okay right now, but it won’t last. I fucking go to work everyday. No way in hell am I going to reward you with hits, or witty comments, when you’re giving work to people like this. It might be irony, but it’s become massively tired irony. Everytime I come here I feel like I’ve been lugging the same moist turds around in my tighty whities for 2 decades.

    Where the fuck is Jim Goad? Can’t you get Pat Buchanan to do an Open Mic? Something? Anything?


  5. Val Halen Says:

    @maurice

    Hahaha yes everyday of my life!
    But really it was Blognigger who broke my heart.
    We don’t talk anymore.


  6. loosejuice Says:

    It’s takes a special kind of stupid to make me not love something involving Chungking Express. Congratulations.


  7. methed up Says:

    @Vane$$a.

    100% agreed.


  8. Dork Says:

    What we need is another good internet war like when Missbehave shut down. Gavin, please start some shit with someone! OOOooo… Flame Gawker or Jezebel!


  9. Professor Mudbutt Says:

    I don’t like Asians because they’re whiter than white people.


  10. SC is over Says:

    it was fun while it lasted. Ever since it started “making money” it started sucking. Going back to Vice now. Its better.


  11. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Dork,
    I would love a good old fashioned fued.


  12. Dork Says:

    Chachi, We should just go ahead and start one for them. Who should we get them into a fight with?


  13. Skull Fucking Ltd. Says:

    Hey assholes! It’s really easy to criticize a website when you don’t do shit yourself besides write asinine and self-important comments (like this one). Vane$$a why don’t you shut the fuck up and make your own superior website to prove how awesome and wittily insightful you are?

    That said, this article was beyond retarded, didn’t make sense, and would’ve been a huge waste of time even if it did. Seriously, Chungking Express? It’s like two movies combined for no reason and it sucks balls but you have to pretend to like Asian cinema and it’s pretty much the best they’ve done.


  14. saggy diapers Says:

    everyone is so bummed out about this website. go outside then or something. jeez. if it’s so bad why you commenting and associating yourself with it?


  15. Janie Says:

    Its a great movie


  16. a4awesome Says:

    ^^ oh hell to the NA_NA. I know you ain’t talkin’ bout me.


  17. Anonymous Says:

    that’s a big yes.


  18. Too bad Says:

    This website has really hit rock bottom.


  19. ZLUR Says:

    Im out of hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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