It’s Monday again and a lot of wallets feel lighter thanks to Televangelists. REMEMBER, fiscal Religious needs (God taxes) are best served as fast food analogies AND I believe, work best when compared to things such as toppings on PIZZA! That way they can melt into a world of a blurry existence that is less likely to be separated and scrutinized. Ergo, when asking for money from a congregation use “pie” themed analogies to start with and then work your way to burgers and hot dogs only after perfecting your ridiculous money grab tactics.
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