In what can only be described as “The Greatest Story Ever Told” Right in the Queen’s Onions hit theaters today with wall to wall standing ovations. There was tons of celebrities at the premiere and everyone was clapping and clapping. Oh, it was marvelous. I feel sorry for you for not being there. Some rich chick barfed, even.

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30 Comments
  1. Peeny Paps Says:

    And thank you, David Cross, for running the joke into the subterranean realms of the mole-men.


  2. bennyHill Says:

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAA. I lost it at the long awkward pause. Great Job!


  3. bryan Says:

    wow. That was such much worse than I ever could have expected. What a waste of time.


  4. Krystal Says:

    I am embarrassed for you.


  5. anti-lamez Says:

    yep should of shat on something


  6. Garbage Train Says:

    Remember that from the 66 World Cup final, Wolfgang Weber bapped Bobby Charlton one, the commentator made a quip about his “queen’s onions” getting hit or something. Made no sense to me at the time because I wasn’t born yet.


  7. Beefy McManstick Says:

    I love it when comedians bomb because every joke goes on and on with them trying so hard to make it funny. It’s like their self worth is wrapped up in every little joke they do.

    Oh, wait. It is.


  8. quadruple x Says:

    Wait, that one guy was right? It really is just Gavin pretending to be British? Jesus fucking Christ I at least gave you more credit that that…


  9. SHITCOCK Says:

    Guys you just don’t get it. It’s funny because Benny Hill was awful. Except for the tits, of course.


  10. marcy Says:

    this “nigel norris” shit and “open mic: my girlfriend fucked a hockey team, pt. 3″ both added up to a horrible day of streetcarnage anti-climaxing. suuuuuuuuck


  11. buffalowings Says:

    that was terrible.


  12. LCC Says:

    Am I the only person who thinks the stupidest thing ever is the funniest ever, or do you all think so too but admitting it in this commentary would disrupt some homoerotic power dynamic I am not privy to? I think I want to be privy.


  13. A$$ Canker Says:

    I think it’s funny and kinda strange. Well done.


  14. fun Stuff Says:

    haha, tko. the worse it bombs the better it is. its horrible. niice.


  15. Jello Biafra Says:

    This meme will fail.


  16. William Gates Says:

    lame


  17. oh weird it's gavin Says:

    weird. gavin making a not-funny joke. this entire site didn’t see this coming from a mile away.


  18. FaceKick Says:

    Gavin is really just not funny. Why does David Cross work with him so much? Between this and his weak-ass attempts at getting his no-name old punk band “rediscovered” thru this site, shit is getting embarrassing.


  19. shawn Says:

    Excellent accent. Terrible joke.


  20. fuuck Says:

    fuck fuck you

    fuckyou

    fuck you dumb cunt


  21. blort Says:

    Ooohhh-Ehhhrrr! Roight in the Queens Onions!!


  22. Haggis McBagpipe Says:

    This comments section is a real shower of cunts.


  23. Krystal Says:

    Is this entire thing a bad joke? Is nigel norris a real person? is that a stupid question?


  24. holy shit Says:

    That was actually pretty good


  25. pingpong Says:

    David Cross really hates Benny Hill


  26. idk Says:

    fackin great

    that long look of pain sealed it.


  27. Dork Says:

    I thought it was pretty funny; maybe I’m not jaded enough yet. I’ll work on that.

    I liked the T-shirt most of all…


  28. Mike Says:

    Nice credits.


  29. sucky Says:

    That was not funny at all. Gavin is only funny when he is brutally horrible to people. Racist too. Never should have quit the dos and don’ts. Your kids may starve. Sorry dude but it’s the honest truth.


  30. cunty Says:

    The only reason I watched was because of David Cross. Total crickets chirping not funny.


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