“sex boy” by free kitten

Would you like a guy to tell you that you look like Spenny?

Yeah but can anybody be that good of an actor? “I HATE YOU” “SHUT UP” “YOU SLUT”

I would feel like a dumbass yelling that shit at the top of my lungs. If you want someone to treat you badly you have to incite something to make your man wanna do that. Call him a pussy, that will work. If it doesn’t, go find someone else.

I’m positive I would lose all bone the second that Eminem song came on.

what do I do if, the only way I can get hard is by feeling contempt for the thing I’m fucking but the thing I’m fucking wants me to treat her with contempt. it’s a paracocks. this blows my polish mind

It’s really not that hard to treat a girl like a whore, especially if she asks you to. It’s harder to get that out of your head in subsequent fucks. Here’s to poisonous (want to be) sluts!

It’s literally impossible for me to have any interest in anyone whose lips have touched the filthy mug of that turd we call Spike Lee, especially when he’s wearing an effete Obama t-shirt. I’m interested in jaded, snobby white bitches with high standards, not boring star fuckers with bad taste in art. Marry a podiatrist and move back to Long Island. You’re fooling no one.

if you knew how I longed for you know that you’re gonnne/ you’d grow wings and fly/ home to me/ home tonite/ & in the morning sunnnnnnnnn (8)

Would it help if he kept your head turned to the side with his forearm while he was on top of you? I need to find a girl who occasionally enjoys it when I say “stfu” through clenched teeth.

I don’t look like I’m 40 at all. I look really young for my age. If you hate me so much, why are you looking at my blog? Awwwww dip!

Why would someone blog something like this when I’m sure it could just as easily be sent via email to the appropriate recipient?

Straightman: I guess she really does like abuse.

Dan Cortese: Some people need to live large and put it all out there. I see nothing wrong w/ it, especially these days yo, of expressing the unh!, the pent-uppedness, the right-nowiness of any given situation.

Wilhelm Reich: The act of directly revealing personal problems to the public has a two-fold effect: 1 – by externalizing her frustrations she is able to analyze them through her own language-construct and thus reconnect with her self through the materialization of these problems. A common cycle in the creative/narcissistic type. Secondly, by displaying these problems to the public, she is forced to think about them in a public sense. Her problems are being read aloud like a clandestine note discovered by the teacher, if you will, so our subject is forced to confront her, to put it in sex-economic terms, irrational secondary drives. There is some thrill in this. Honestly, I consider it fairly healthy behavior to want to play roles(which is merely another facet of expression) during sex. However, our subject fails to realize or perhaps considers her neuroses superior or more satisfactory to the complexities of another by assuming her way of play is the only way to play. Our subject has clearly defined man-woman roles and is frustrated when her attractions (a part of her bio-logic function) lead her to a disappointment. I recommend you spend an hour a day in one of my orgone accumulators for a month or until deemed rejuvenated.

Michael Shermer: What one has here is a person willing to do anything for attention. Now don’t get me wrong, as humans we all need attention from those we love or like, just like my “Skeptic” magazine needs attention, but I don’t find any insight in the revelations offered here, just a bad idea executed. Also, if something seems unlikely, then it is. Good night folks!

Girls like this who play the “danger” game are a dime a dozen. First guy who came at her with some serious violence/hatred, she’d be screaming to the cops and her parents and the local Women’s Crisis Center.

^ lousy lay

I love Lesley

hate to break it to you, you look like youre in your late 30s at least. look at the pic above for proof. i neither hate nor like you, but i do think your writing defines mediocre. i read this article b/c at the time it had 28 comments and that (mistakenly) led me to think this article might be interesting. oh ya, and moderating comments is an outright sign of weakness for a website like this.

If the cry for help is a literal cry for help is it still a cry for help? S’gotta be irony. I’m so bummed with the aughts.

I’ll be honest with you, lesley. when you wrote for vice like 4 years ago and whatever and had short hair, i thought you looked like a dude. When i saw those india pics that were posted about here and you were tan and had long hair, i wanted to fuck your brains out. repeatedly. for reals.

don’t worry, some people would tell you they hated your mixtape while fucking you, and then they’d fuck you really, really hard while making you listen to some seriously outlandish shit that you hated, after of course making you turn off your stupid fucking mix tape with your asshole. go to bed cunt slut! is going german taking it too far?