If you wanna laugh go rate the King of The Hill kid or watch TV Carnage or some shit like that. I’m not the dancing monkey today, obviously. As a lot of you have asked me via email and over the gay twitter: yeah, that was fuckin Mark a.k.a. JUST A NORMAL GUY who offed himself on Thursday.
I’m not trying to blame anyone, because the guy was unstable – yes he was an OLD friend of mine and like some of you I had experiences with him that made me worry about his mental health and even his safety.
Regarding his blow-up here and the way he was treated… obviously. It’s not YOUR fault just like it’s not MY fault- like I’ve said before, suicide is ultimately pussy shit, and when someone chooses that path – fuck that – it’s no one’s fault but theirs.
Still, I don’t think the way he was treated on Streetcarnage in March exactly HELPED, if you know what I’m saying.
Probably a good opportunity to address the evil of the commenters here – It’s no secret that you all can be notoriously huge COCKSUCKERS – brutal is not the word for a lot your so-called “comments,” – it’s also no secret that you make it not fucking FUN to write for the site, as I know from experience – your relentlessness has made more than a few people quit writing here, including a few notable HIGHLY entertaining B-list celebrities who I don’t have to mention by name.
Again, I’m not saying Mark’s death is anyone’s FAULY – that would be retarded – but would it kill you to remember now and again that this is REAL FUCKING life, and you’re talking to REAL people, even if you’re at your little laptop eating fuckin yodels? that’s all.
ONLY because I think it’s what he would have wanted, I’ll share SOME of the note that Mark sent me Wednesday night – I’m certain his parents don’t have any fucking idea what Streetcarnage is (or any of their son’s achievements for that matter) so they won’t see this and it won’t exacerbate what’s probably feeling like the end of their own lives.
I’ll let him have the last word because that’s the right thing to do, even though if he were here I’d call bullshit on his sentiment – especially the END of his note which I feel to be completely manufactured and melodramatic. Then again he went through with it so maybe I don’t know what I’m saying – whatever, need time to sort it out.
——
hey buddy, just write what you know, yeah? Sit down, bang out a little memo about your day’s black events, publish that shit and go to sleep. But do you know what? Do you know why I am asking? Because Karly AND Steve’s point was retarded to begin with – they never took the time to ask even the first thing about how *I* felt about the situation. And clearly I am NOT just a normal guy. No, I am just an exceptional guy, just an amazing writer who came up with one of the most FUCKING awesome ideas and then applied it to create one of the most intricately realized characters ever to grace Internet chat rooms. No — let me say it: JANG is and was THE ONLY true “character” of the chat room era.
Ten years ago, who even knew what a commenter was? But now we are all commenters, most of us trying to out-write the author of the article upon which we are commenting. Maybe it’s just an extension of the rampant preoccupation with fame, but people really believe that if they just write more clearly, more logically, more humorously … maybe somebody will notice them and then it’ll be their big break and THEY will write the next article.
Well not me. I did it backwards. I created a character so completely opposite from what anybody else was doing, so completely opposite from MYSELF, the shit was unimpeachable and bulletproof from day 1. But then I fucked up. Based on some sense of accumulated entitlement, I broke character and wrote with normal capitalization (GOD FORBID), trying to address some inchoate grievance against SBTVC, which never properly gave me MY DUE, after I came in there and classed up the place with MY CREATION, which they didn’t really even deserve.
And now I can’t even be myself. No, it’s actually much worse than that. I have no idea whether I can be myself; but what I do know is that I can’t even be the fucking character that I created. I try to write a JANG comment, nobody believes it. The market has been flooded with cheap imitations written by people who think that JANG would confuse which and witch, WHICH HE OBVIOUSLY WOULD NEVER DO, and the fact that people can’t tell the real from the fake makes me wonder whether it was worth it in the first place.
Which brings me to the subject of the other “people,” these fucking commenters who think they can just divorce themselves from JANG like they never gave a fuck to begin with. Like, “Oh sorry CaptainCableGuyQueefJe$$icaButtCum, you are right. That little thing you did, when you would write ‘too long’ after a really short post, that was FUCKING HILARIOUS AND YOU REALLY HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO CRITICIZE ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE CONTRIBUTED SO MUCH AWESOME SHIT TO THIS FUCKING BLOG
WELL BN THINGS KIND OF WIERD IN HEAR RIGHT NOW. I WON’TED TO COME OVER AND “CHECK UP” ON MY FREIND, WHO HAS BEEN FEELING KIND OF SAD AND “BLUE” LATELY, THIS GUY IS SUCH A GOOD FREIDN OF MY EVEN THO WE ARE SUCH DIFFERENT ONE’S, BUT I CA’NT REACH HIM RIGHT NOW HE IS HEAR BUT NOT LISTENING TO ME. WELL B.N. IT IS A SAD DAY, I THINK I MIGHT BE LOOSING MY FREIND BUT I DO’NT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO OTHER-WISE. WELL B.N. I AM AFRAYED TO TELL YOU THIS BUT I THINK SOME THING BAD IS ABOTU TO HAPPEN JUST WON’TED TO LET YOU KNOW SENSE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO RECIEVES THESE MESSAGE’S ANY WAYS PROBABLY WO’NT EVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN SO JUST SAYING “GOOD-BYE”
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04.03.09 at 10:33 am
I hate to admit it, but I feel like a total fucking asshole. my stomach hurts – i did one of those JANG rip offs…
04.03.09 at 10:40 am
It took me all of two seconds to find the real article. Why bother with the blacking out details in the screenshot if you already changed them in photoshop?
04.03.09 at 10:48 am
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04.03.09 at 10:53 am
WELL BLOGNIGGER IT JUST GOWES TO SHOWE YOU SHULD HAVE STOPPED RITING HERE AFTER THE FURST “SUICIDE NOTE” WHEN YOU HAD YOR KRACK UP IN THE HEAD. I’M NOT BLAYMING YOU, ONLY SAYEING YOU KILL ME, IN A GOOD WAY.
THANCS FOR POSTING MY LAST NOTE ON SBTVC. NOBODY CAN RIDE A TRAUMA FOR PROFITT LIKE BN! WHO NEEDS WRITER SKILLZ WHEN YOU GOT SICK BUDS TO KACHING ON?
srsly, enough with the suicide notes. we know you’re pouty because we don’t kiss your ass every post. played. out.
04.03.09 at 10:57 am
That is hands down the gayest suicide note I’ve ever fucking read.
04.03.09 at 11:02 am
you guys are fucking assholes, he’s right. i’m a bn fan and i can’t bear you or this site
04.03.09 at 11:03 am
meh! too long.
04.03.09 at 11:16 am
seriously bn. you should have saved that guy. it’s your fault really.
04.03.09 at 11:19 am
Blognigger is a fucking faggot.
04.03.09 at 11:20 am
I call BS on this.
You took a screenshot of a news article and changed the age, name, where the suicide took place, who found him, and the name of the spokesman. Just trying to guilt people. For shame!
04.03.09 at 11:23 am
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04.03.09 at 11:25 am
I have no idea what’s going on. I thought Just a Normal Guy was hilarious and rightly said so all the time. Still like BN, and if this is real and not a late april fools joke, it’s sad. But winning a war against hating internet commenters is never going to happen and is pointless, it just incites people more. Critics have been around forever, and will continue to be.
This is creeptastic btw
04.03.09 at 11:28 am
I am genuinely sorry that kid killed himself, and I’m sorry he took this shit too seriously, but really, come on, he killed himself over “street boners”?
And what, are we supposed to start being nice to each other on here now? The whole fucking point of this website is that you get to anonymously talk all the shit you want.
04.03.09 at 11:29 am
too long. get your own blog, nigger.
04.03.09 at 11:41 am
i thought a while about this…and i must say, the thing that is not being considered here, especially by the likes of that “tommy gun” asshole above et. al., is the posts these writers come up with do have meaning to them. perhaps no one considered that JANG felt the same way bout his comments, but they were funny, and i guess his life was lonely and crappy enough the shitstorm of hate the commenters here unleashed was enough to put him over the edge. i mean, perhaps that was his outlet, the closest to “mattering” he ever go to, and to be roundly mocked and copied, i guess he just felt like there was nothing left.
so make fun if you want, but for a real person has apparently died, real parents are grieving, and i for one feel bad about it. fuck this man.
04.03.09 at 11:45 am
Oh, we can be anonymous here? Oy my G-d, fuck me! So that’s why everyone is so First Amendment and shit…anonymity. Who knew?
Mark was a little off, that’s just human diversity and evolution and shit (but dude was cool). I’ll say it again: Internet Killed the Internet Star. Dude’s JANG was pretty fucking great. Probably some of the better Internet > CommentWorld shit.
But the echo chamber of confusion w/o recourse burned him up pretty quickly. I guess if this were high school we would have had Colombine II on YouTube.
04.03.09 at 11:45 am
“Critics have been around forever, and will continue to be.”
Absolutely. But I think the difference is that people increasingly don’t even think at all before they write or criticize something. Because we have no idea whom we’re dealing with, there is absolutely no consideration for whether the person on the “other end” might be mentally unstable or for whether the comments may be all they have. A lot of times we see comments on the internet and scream out “THAT’S RETARDED,” but this whole situation really drives it home: sometimes the person might actually be retarded.
I’m not saying JANG was retarded, but he definitely had problems and I think we all would have treated JANG differently if we’d known about his mental state.
04.03.09 at 11:48 am
im done here. peace.
04.03.09 at 11:49 am
You retards take yourselves that seriously? It’s just comments.
I think everybody needs to get a JOBBY-JOB!
04.03.09 at 11:53 am
I’m gonna kill myself because total strangers made fun of me on some random anonymous shit.
04.03.09 at 11:54 am
I guess jang couldn’t hang.
04.03.09 at 12:01 pm
This is why I have come to believe that it is the lesser of two evils to have an abusive childhood as opposed to a coddled, protected one. Truth be told, his parents killed him for making him take himself way too seriously. Everything that comes out of our mouths is crap. When parents tell you your crap is special all the time, you start to believe her. Man, on my worst, shitties, most incarcerad days I wouldn’t have pulled this shit. YOU DIDN’T TELL ME I WAS SPESHUL ENOUGH TIMES TODAY, I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF AND REALLY HURT YOU ALL, HAHAHAHA!!!!!
I not only don’t have sympathy for people that take their owne lives, I am disgusted by them and see right through their pathetic actions and of those that attempt to induce guilt in others by shaming them through something that happened due to the dead person’s selfish immaturity. I hope this is a joke because if it’s not then blognigger has fallen to a dead zero.
Inducing guilt in the liberals is a joke, btw. In the heart of every openly liberal douche is the heart of a pissed off Roman who’s not allowed to through the Christians to the lions. You just fed the Romans your dead friend, you douche, if this is true.
04.03.09 at 12:04 pm
Too soon FTW!
Listen, I know bn, and this has gotta be some April fools shit, period.
04.03.09 at 12:04 pm
To all the people on this board defending one’s right to be a dick under conditions of anonymity – I think it says a lot about someone when they feel as though they no longer need to give a shit about other people or demonstrate even a modicum of consideration simply because the person(s) they are dealing with will never ‘really know who you are’.
The people who contribute to this website or any website do actually care about what they’re doing. It costs nothing to be here and you get something out of it so at the minimum be thankful for that. You don’t have to like everything but there are better ways to tell people you didn’t like what they wrote than telling them that you hope they die choking on your dick.
To me – it seems as though you’re defending your right to be a consequence free coward who not only doesn’t contribute, but paradoxically attacks and tears down the people contributing to the website you find, at the least, interesting. Sad that you wouldn’t aim a little higher.
04.03.09 at 12:18 pm
^^^Now this person is in need of a good suicide.
04.03.09 at 12:20 pm
All I’m going to say is that if everyone knew everyone’s mental state and treated them accordingly this shit wouldn’t happen, you’re right. But you don’t know, it’s not how it works. So you just have to try your best. Problem is, overanalyzing how everything you do affects everything is enough to make you paranoid. Then again, respecting people and not being indifferent aren’t held in high-esteem anymore, so what are you going to do? It’s so out of hand, all you can do is stop yourself before you get into it, stop commenting, or don’t take it to heart. It’s only the web. So mellow out (ugh, ‘mellow’) on the character assassination and just keep to the topic. Who gives a fuck who’s a fucking faggot? Unless you’re cruising, it don’t mean shit.
04.03.09 at 12:23 pm
By the way, I sound like a fucking faggot.
04.03.09 at 12:24 pm
Bloghalfnigger I thnk you did a wonderful job today. Next time school them on the shame of masturbation and porn viewing. That’ll teach them to laugh at you. That’ll teach them to never hurt my little boy again.
xoxo,
Mom
p.s. You’re coming over to help me bathe tonight, right? Bring the aloe vera!
04.03.09 at 12:24 pm
Boooo-fucking-hooooooo. I thought motherfuckers from New York were suppossed to used to this kind of shit. Huh? Little did I know everybody out there was riding fucking unicorns around big rock candy mountain siny we are the world whilst sucking each other’s cocks. Get some real problems, you fucking babies.
04.03.09 at 12:27 pm
Is this real? If it is, YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES.
04.03.09 at 12:31 pm
BN you are a self-righteous fuck, you think you can hand down this wagging-finger “look what you’ve done” bullshit and make us all post like “jesus” up there? jesus is a pussy and so are you, you piece of shit- you’re more to blame than anyone, you’re the one who made this forum and you’re the one who doesn’t censor people. This shit happens. Move on. People kill themselves every day, and they are one of two things without fail: mentally unsound, or cowards.
04.03.09 at 12:33 pm
“Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.”
Camille Paglia
04.03.09 at 12:38 pm
The fact that he created this parody tells you something important about him: the one thing that matters more than anything else in the world to him is praise from others. He’ll take false praise from his friends over honest criticism from others any day of the week and he’s fucking ENRAGED at those of us who won’t feed his ego.
04.03.09 at 12:40 pm
We invent the gun powders. We invent all pasta before Italy stole. We inventt paper and printing. And not only do we discover “America” [http://www.1421.tv/] but we now owne most of AMerica. Learn your history. Even better learn how to work in the fields and factorys for us Chinese peoples!
Foolish to think that the western G20 could solve you problems of weakness of flesh and moneys. Ingnorant!
and now your precious “JANG” is gone we say: only 299,999,999 more Americas bastard to go! no stuppid GOD or no stupid HEAVENS. you are ignorant peoples really serious.
From Preck in chinna
04.03.09 at 12:41 pm
@Pathetic Says:
04.03.09 at 12:04 pm
… “Truth be told, his parents killed him for making him take himself way too seriously. Everything that comes out of our mouths is crap. When parents tell you your crap is special all the time, you start to believe her. Man, on my worst, shitties, most incarcerad days I wouldn’t have pulled this shit. YOU DIDN’T TELL ME I WAS SPESHUL ENOUGH TIMES TODAY, I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF AND REALLY HURT YOU ALL, HAHAHAHA!!!!!”..
i’m with you on that.
blognigger, you tried. sigh!
04.03.09 at 12:43 pm
This is sad. I’m sorry to hear about this. Someone close to me committed suicide too, and everyone was being mean to her the night she offed herself. She didn’t do it because of anyone else- it was going to happen anyway, but when someone isn’t mentally stable, human cruelty can egg the suicide on. I think maybe its time to start moderating the comments section and get the bad vibes out. Not all of them, just the really bad stuff. Most sites do that anyhow. It would get rid of a lot of riff raff.
Its not hard to just rip on people. Much harder to make them laugh. I feel bad for this kid’s parents. Sorry BN, and I’m glad you posted this. Sadly it will probably make things worse for these idiot commentors who all want to be on stage. They’ve driven some of their favorite writers out of here like you say, so it only hurts their enjoyment. Hope you don’t bail too!
04.03.09 at 12:50 pm
Wow voted for Obama.
04.03.09 at 12:52 pm
She also burns herself with candy cigarettes.
04.03.09 at 12:53 pm
BTW, I do feel bad about this. But what’s the difference between what ppl said to JANG (and most commentors were complimentary to his character because it really was very funny) and the Street Boner letter replies from a couple of days ago? Seems to me, this site breeds harsh criticism but it STARTS with the contributing writers. Just saying.
04.03.09 at 1:02 pm
weird how as this thread unfolds yet another creepo (allegedly azn) is going on a kill whitey rampage. just got super high and can’t figure out if this is harshing my mellow or taking me to another spiritual plane. i’ll let you know later. bn has supernatural powers.
04.03.09 at 1:04 pm
JANG was the creation of one of BN’s friends. I’m guessing ty. They be pissed at us for not comforting him when JANG through a titty fit so they’re playing the jokes on us meanies. Got it now???
Also, they both still breast feed at their momma’s teets. Yes, teets. Udderly repulsive.
04.03.09 at 1:06 pm
I’ve said this before, but, you all need to spend some alone time in the wilderness. We’ve essentially lost touch with what is is to be a human being outside of what society tells us it should be. So, some tard offed himself because he wasn’t happy with his life. You think this shit matters? I have an idea, go out, buy some new home goods, maybe splurge on a new pair of sneakers. It’ll be all right.
04.03.09 at 1:26 pm
What wilderness? Didn’t you hear? It’s been paved, and if it hasn’t been paved, it’s been overrun with cell-phone towers and hill-rods on ATVs.
04.03.09 at 1:29 pm
bn is right. being an asshole is only funny if you do it in a smart way.
“blognigger is a faggot”
“get your own blog nigger”
yea yea har har its soo un-pc. somewhere along the line you forgot to be ANYTHING BUT un-pc and its a fucking bore and kind of a bummer.
04.03.09 at 1:34 pm
AND NAO WE MUST ZERO IN ON VANE$$A!!! LET THE BLOOD BE SPILT!!
04.03.09 at 1:40 pm
@Dink Dinkler
yah.. guess that could cause issues. I take it back.. I have no suggestions.. and now back to your regularly self-obsessed programing.
But seriously.. that’s what I’m talking about.. Most people don’t know anything besides pavement and cellphone towers. Where the closest thing to wilderness is swarming with the hill-rod goons on their ATVs. I’m not suggesting that it’s easy to spend some time alone in the wilderness… but I still believe that the vast majority of people could benefit from it. We are still animals, just ones so far removed from any sort of struggle that shit like this starts taking the place of needing figuring out how were going to survive.
Don’t get me wrong.. I live in New England, and am sitting behind a computer right now.. but, get a fucking grip people..
Here’s to progress.
04.03.09 at 1:46 pm
GUYS THIS IS FAKE.
Google the text from the screenshot and nothing comes up.
04.03.09 at 2:08 pm
pretty involved ad for Realtor Match, but it works.
04.03.09 at 2:14 pm
I’m not entirely sure what here is intended to be sarcastic or what I’m supposed to be ashamed of myself for. What I do know is the idea that someone could commit suicide over blog comments is boring wether it be satirical or reality. In the swarm of comments over an issue about commenting it’s surprising I’m the only one falling asleep in front of his “little laptop” over this snooze-fest.
04.03.09 at 2:14 pm
I Don’t Care. Please don’t burden me with this okay I have to worry about student loans and rent and finding money to get to sasquatch and laundry. My life is already hard enuff. Sure, it’s too bad. But.. I Don’t Care. Is that being a dick? I know that no one should be a dick to a stranger, but really? I don’t buy it. I hate it when I can see people try to celebrity themselves as a personality on the internet.
04.03.09 at 2:29 pm
@zzzz
hey, you illiterate fag, sorry to hear that the world is failing at its stated purpose of catering to your amusement. Please continue to let everyone know what you find boring so that we can organize the world around entertaining you.
Cunt.
04.03.09 at 2:32 pm
What an unlikable fuck this guy was.
04.03.09 at 3:16 pm
Hey guys, let’s try to keep the shit’s and fuck’s to a minimum just for once, okay? His parents are probably reading this, so try to put yourself in their places.
04.03.09 at 3:22 pm
BN wrote at LEAST 70% of these comments
04.03.09 at 3:24 pm
BN’s mother wrote the other 30%.
04.03.09 at 3:34 pm
I didn’t write the above comment, and no I’m not talking about BN’s parents you idiot. I’m talking about Mark’s parents.
04.03.09 at 3:35 pm
and i’m not a close personal friend to BN trying to pass this lame joke off as legit! promise.
04.03.09 at 3:39 pm
People that are considering, or want to commit suicide, are going to.
They’ll find a reason one way or another, sooner or later.
I commend people who off themselves, it’s their right to use or not to use.
p.s. how is this post updated? FEED told me so…
04.03.09 at 3:41 pm
how peculiar. somebody posted the link to the real story that BN lifted to use for this parody and now that comment and link are gone.
peculiaaaaaaaaaaaaaar….
04.03.09 at 3:44 pm
http://gothamist.com/2009/02/20/man_hangs_himself_in_prospect_park.php
04.03.09 at 3:50 pm
We as individuals are incapable of separating internets and RL. SBTVC should go the way of Jezebel and disable comments to save us from ourselves and each other.
04.03.09 at 3:51 pm
Totes agree. Obvs this is causing nothing but probs 4 all. Sorry gals but I’ve got to go drown my sorrows in a gallon or three of Chunky Monkey. Who’s with me?
04.03.09 at 3:55 pm
Oops, almost forgot!
http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJurnalOnline/News/WestVolusia/wvlWEST02040209.htm
04.03.09 at 3:57 pm
I call bullshit on this. Who the fuck kills themselves over internet comments? plus doesn’t gavin n co. write 90% of these comments? JANG probably wasnt even a real guy, just the humorous split personality of gavin or something. No wait, even as a split personality JANG was still way too funny.
04.03.09 at 4:08 pm
Galdurnit! They removed the “o” from NewsJournalOnline in the link I provided.
Howzabout you just remove BN’s screenshot of it. I mean, if I could google and find it, we all can. I wonder how that innocent suicide victim’s parents are going to feel if they are contacted by remorseful commenters here? Oh man!
Nice work, Blognigger! You’ve probably caused unnecessary grief to people who just lost their kid with your sweet parody. Sweet.
04.03.09 at 4:11 pm
Tomorrow’s Headlines:
Blogger called “Blognigger” unwittingly causes additional agony for parents of suicide victim by parodying his death for fun on SBTVC.
Priceless.
04.03.09 at 4:13 pm
Also, how come no one ever shows preck any love? that lil slant eyed bastard always makes me chortle.
04.03.09 at 4:14 pm
yikes.
04.03.09 at 4:23 pm
@ Jezzie Reader- thanks!
http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJewnalOnline/News/WestVolusia/wvlWEST02040209.htm
04.03.09 at 4:28 pm
yeah don’t let his parents see that we typed “shit” and “fuck”, or he might get in trouble!
04.03.09 at 4:45 pm
Who is Jang? I’ve been posting on this site forever but never check street carnage videos? was he just over there all the time?
04.03.09 at 5:29 pm
@ ew: your use of chortle=lol, erm I mean chortle, which was recently a ny daily news crossword answer…
04.03.09 at 5:30 pm
damn
04.03.09 at 7:27 pm
http://twitter.com/blognigger
————————————————————————–
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through.!
She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.
Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.
SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!…..Please.
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Britney Alone Please…. !
Leave Britney Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
LEAVE HER ALONE!
04.03.09 at 9:30 pm
Hey puzzzzy, if being illiterate makes you a fag than Mike Tyson’s mouth might as well be a urinal at The Roxy. No but seriously suicide without murder is boring and you are just as boring for calling blog commenters names such as cunt. Jesus man is your whole life one long Limp Bizkit video? At least now you and I have managed to make this string as boring as the blog. Maybe a murder suicide pack?
04.03.09 at 10:18 pm
wtf is going on here? is this some april fools stuff or what??
i dont understand, if its real or whatever. i dont think suicides funny etc, but if its NOT real, then i REALLY liked the post – this is getting interesting.
I like what yr saying here BN, SBTVC etc.
If its REAL, then fuck, i dont get it, im assuming its fake ok.
We’re in the early stages of something really big here with the internet commenting writer blogger thing, and thats an understatement. no one can ever tell how these organic things grow and mature and mutate, but im thinking the writer-blogger-commenter-character-actor people stuff that we’re witnessing / participating in right now is the infancy of some MASSIVE shit to come. like bigger than tv, for some future generation.
BN, i like what yr saying here:
“Still, I don’t think the way he was treated on Streetcarnage in March exactly HELPED, if you know what I’m saying.
Probably a good opportunity to address the evil of the commenters here – It’s no secret that you all can be notoriously huge COCKSUCKERS – brutal is not the word for a lot your so-called “comments,” – it’s also no secret that you make it not fucking FUN to write for the site, as I know from experience – your relentlessness has made more than a few people quit writing here, including a few notable HIGHLY entertaining B-list celebrities who I don’t have to mention by name.”
&
“…remember now and again that this is REAL FUCKING life, and you’re talking to REAL people…”
Again, we’re in the infancy stages of something massive here, i dont know what it is exactly, but its something like participatory-comment-journalism-micro-celebrity-future-culture-interaction-something-etc-something thatidontreallyknowaboutyet…
& again, im assuming this is all fake up on here in which case its pretty fucking cool / weird, and if its real then its really fucking sad and fuck i dont know, too early to tell so what can you say.
we’re in the evolution of something, and nobody knows what it is.
04.03.09 at 10:45 pm
^high and currently staring at his thumb, admiring its sublime beauty.
04.03.09 at 11:01 pm
I hate most of these people above me and I’m sure you do, too. RIP.
04.04.09 at 12:34 am
i just got up. what’s up with that Chinese guy Preck.
http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs
04.04.09 at 6:17 am
“Again, we’re in the infancy stages of something massive here, i dont know what it is exactly, but its something like participatory-comment-journalism-micro-celebrity-future-culture-interaction-something-etc-something thatidontreallyknowaboutyet…”
True. And it was all invented by Vane$$a. Give props where props is due, nigga.
04.04.09 at 8:25 am
@blognigger WELL ANY TIME! I THINK KRIS ISAACS IS GOING TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT US: “WICKED GAME 2: THE DAY BN & JANG SCHOOLED THEM SO HARD”
about 15 hours ago from web in reply to blognigger
04.04.09 at 12:02 pm
what show?
04.04.09 at 4:12 pm
90 percent of these um comment zone posts are gay, but kris isaacs is sick. wicked game 2 would be tight! i WISH he made that track, I would download it from the iTunes store and play it on my zune and that is FOR REAL.
also, it is always sad when someone dies, even if it is not for real! imaginary death is at least half as sad as real death, and when you don’t know which one it is, well, it’s best to assume it’s the worst one, because then at least you will be pleasantly surprised, you know what I mean?
04.05.09 at 4:30 am
also, lol at the evolution guy. are you like supposed to be foucault (sp?) or something? give it a rest. the crazy thing about, like, nature and evolution is that NO ONE CARES and it happens anyway, so just shut up about it and go get laid or something, but if you find a dude or chick that will bone you (whatever you are into, dawg!), keep your trap shut or you will bore them to death real quick
04.05.09 at 4:33 am
brutal. yeah truth be told these commenters get away with far too much, thanks for ruining a week of my life.
04.05.09 at 11:15 am
I’m with you girl. The men on here are super mean and embittered. They can’t handle a women unless she has a bimbo Palin IQ.
04.05.09 at 10:38 pm
You people all need to get a tan.
04.05.09 at 11:19 pm
And on that note, i may spend the rest of my life being productive.
04.06.09 at 2:49 am
“They can’t handle a women…IQ.”
You misspelled “woman.” Don’t mention IQ again.
04.06.09 at 4:19 am