ROCKERS NYC: BONER ALERT!


Rockers NYC boner alert

We already talked about the Neckface show a bunch but scroll down a bit and check out this TREASURE. Holy motherfucking lord in heaven above. Is this perfection? Is this the most attractive women in the history of time? Who the fuck is this person and where can we get more pictures of her?

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30 Comments

  1. weatherman Says:

    damn she’s beautiful

  2. Pass the Bone Structure Says:

    She’s just waiting to be fat.

  3. 54321dave Says:

    http://piaarrobio.com/

  4. PINK TREAT Says:

    try epicly laterd

  5. mamacita Says:

    ive had better

  6. gaysez Says:

    oh cool cobrasnake is in there too

    ‘it’ party ‘08

  7. Toko the nut fangler Says:

    fangle fangle…

    ….fangle.

  8. teets Says:

    max fish pro-matress…if it werent for coke she’d be a complete fatty, instead of a “pretty-fatty”…

  9. Beef Says:

    # Pass the Bone Structure Says:
    08.26.08 at 2:38 pm

    “She’s just waiting to be fat.”

    - I can’t wait for that day to come. My boner’s forming already.

  10. neckface Says:

    not | 1 2 (3) 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | hot

  11. JAE Says:

    I hope she puts on a few pounds. I believe it was Gavin who once said something about a lil’ flub being like a third tit. I think he also said something that amounted to only fags (literally homosexuals) being concerned about a girl’s skinniness. I have found both of these to be predominantly true.

  12. deeznutz Says:

    thats pia shes hella sexy and has a blog.

  13. real bluebeard Says:

    where her tits at huh

  14. scott Says:

    There’s a pic of Derrick and she mentions this site in one of her entries. Yes, I spent about an hour on there yesterday, like a creep.

  15. Randolphin Says:

    Love the Genius/GZA reference, and very true words spoken via “Pass the Bone Structure”. She is going to be chubbs. I think as men get older they prefer thick soft women with big bushes. I’m sort of looking forward to that aspect of getting old.

  16. Street Boning Says:

    I made out with her once at Max Fish. Slob.

  17. dad... Says:

    whatever, she’s hot but she only looks superhuman compared to the rest of the freaks at table nine.

  18. bloodyknows Says:

    she smokes reds. nice.

  19. boredom. Says:

    aw c’mon..whats the name of her blog? Im dying over here.

  20. Pia Says:

    my name is pia. im not a pro matress. i havent done coke in a year and i am mad cubby. you guys are harsh!

  21. boredom. Says:

    Aw forget those boneheads. Lets get married!

  22. bonez Says:

    cubby girls are where it’s at, these guys are bonkers.

  23. Stephen A. Murphy Says:

    oh internet, you are a harsh mistress. man, the other day i saw some cutie at the grocery store. she looked like that cute girl who ed rooney thinks is ferris bueller. i would hope that nobody would make fun of her on the internet, but who knows?

  24. willie Says:

    is she wearing top shop

  25. Isabel from Ecuador Says:

    ANGRY ARYANS

  26. boredom. Says:

    is it just me, or did everyone fall more in love with her, after she left that reply???. Team Pia.

  27. bonez Says:

    http://www.thearabparrot.com/?0&1&2&3&4&5&6&7&8&9&0&1&2&3&4&5&page=26

  28. Danielle Says:

    Thanks bonez. That was the best thing I’ve read all morning.

  29. Randolphin Hate Coture Says:

    I love this woman.

  30. Street Boning Says:

    How about this?

    http://www.howcast.com/videos/8195-How-To-Do-a-Breast-Exam-on-Your-Girlfriend

    The best!

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July 3, 2009 4:31 am


Are the words “J.A.P.s in July” in any Broadway songs about how great New York is? They should be.

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