Award shows are so fucking lame, the only thing interesting about them is wondering who the fuck actually enjoys these things. Even the actors hate them because they’re subjected to the unedited version which goes on for an average of 6 or 7 hours.
Then, out of the abyss of shit, a diamond appears that is so fucking awesome, it turns the whole history of awards into an amazing backdrop for a heavenly joke. (Not included in here is the jealous face she made when she didn’t win).
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I mustached my Paris prom.
09.22.09 at 12:18 pm
I think the mustache makes here even HOTTER.
09.22.09 at 1:32 pm
I laughed a lot when I saw her. It was too perfect.
09.22.09 at 1:35 pm
6 or 7 hours? Jesus, why would any of them go?
09.22.09 at 5:23 pm
i’d ride her mustache.
09.22.09 at 5:30 pm
What’s really funny is that’s not fake
09.22.09 at 5:38 pm
Do actors get paid to go?
09.22.09 at 5:39 pm
the show is live retards, it doesnt last 6-7 hours..
09.22.09 at 7:16 pm
That’s cool and everything, but if she wanted a more authentic look she should have conjured a fake ’stache that isn’t too small for her philtrum.
09.22.09 at 7:21 pm
sweet stache.
nothing is really live; they totally last that long. way to try and be smart, dumbass.
09.22.09 at 9:59 pm
Is that Antonio Banderas back there? Is that Antonio Banderis? Oh My God! oh MG! OMG!
He’s such a dream!.Look at him. He hasn’t aged a dime! It’s Antonio Bandouris! OMG! OMG!
Uuh, oh yeah, there’s some chick with a fake mustache on. Right, haha, funny stuff. No really ,funny stuff…Meh. Like, what a disruption to such a serious awards ceremony like event. haha. funny. HAHAHAHA funny. HAHAHAHAHA. A fake mustache? HAHAHAHA. Is she deadpaning it? No? Yeh?
HAHAHAH!
Wait look! It’s Antonio Banderus!
Wait a sec, that ’s not Anthony Banderoose.
09.22.09 at 9:59 pm
It’s “live”, they only tape delay a few seconds. No, it doesn’t last 7 hours but if you add in travel time, red carpet, after show interviews and press bullshit, it’s more like 18 hours.
09.22.09 at 10:56 pm
Someone please help me. I ate some poisonous mushrooms that grew in my backyard. I thought they were chanterelles, but they must have been poisonous. My stomachs has ached for 12 hours now and it’s not from the crunches I did.
09.22.09 at 11:35 pm
what’s really fucked up is she looks just like gavin in that screen shot. odd.
09.23.09 at 1:35 am
yeah, this was pretty funny. but at the beginning did anyone see when all the supporting actress nominees had zany sunglasses on? that wasnt
09.24.09 at 12:52 am
the old penis duster
09.24.09 at 7:38 am