It’s nice to see a 10 like Sarah Silverman finally replace her grunge uniform of overalls and baseball jerserys with heels and high fashion.
From the Jew York Times
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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awesome! now i can actually admit wanting to bang the shit out of that without being called a homo.
03.19.09 at 12:26 pm
Sarah Silverman will NEVER be a ten, no matter how much designer shit you put on her.
03.19.09 at 12:34 pm
http://vodpod.com/watch/1418257-saturday-night-live-jewess-jeans
03.19.09 at 12:36 pm
Every time I see pointy shoes like that I think:
a) that woman looks like a bitch
b) it would hurt to get kicked in the balls by someone wearing that shoe
why do women want the end of their feet to look like trowels? It’s not because it “creates a slimming illusion/ extends the line of their body” because that’s not true.
If you’re the sort of woman to wear shoes like that I usually don’t like you.
03.19.09 at 12:39 pm
Just b/c you keep saying it Gavin, doesn’t make it so
03.19.09 at 12:40 pm
does this mean she’ll stop trying to be funny and go bug the fashion industry?
03.19.09 at 12:49 pm
It’s the irresistible charisma that really straps the stilts on a solid seven. New Yorkers are infatuated with the fashionable fraction of the Jewish princess community. Maybe it’s the Manhattan cash.
I’ve got to agree, hoezadime.
03.19.09 at 12:49 pm
My dick just exploded.
03.19.09 at 12:54 pm
I like her but she’s no 10 nor the reigning queen of JAPs. In my opinion that crown goes to Stacey London of What Not To Wear (you can tell I’m married because I watch that show, and love it, jack off to Stacey after my wife goes to bed). If Sarah is an 8, Stacey is a 9. I don’t think JAPs can be 10s.
Not that you want to marry, or even date, a 10.
03.19.09 at 12:55 pm
uh any guy will tell you that sarah silverman is a 7, largely on the strength of boob beauty. Only enamored fanboys would lie and say she is higher than that.
03.19.09 at 1:16 pm
and ^^ you cant be serious about stacey london, ole girl is like 40 years old.
03.19.09 at 1:17 pm
^ i think he means shes a 10 for a forty year old. also, sarah silverman is not a ten nor a seven , she is a two. ( she lost 5-7 points for being so fucking unfunny. cept for that time she was i some magazine i was reading at the orthodontist n they asked whats the craziest place u’ve ever had sex n she said ur moms ass. I’ll give her a bonus point for that.)
03.19.09 at 1:21 pm
^ this post b mine. also, i forgot that i had to take away her bonus points because i forgot i hate jews. shut up about the fuckin holocaust, u don’ t hear the gypsies, polish, serbs, retards and gays complaining.
03.19.09 at 1:23 pm
Why do I start getting paranoid every time people like Sarah Silverman and the Judd Apatow troupe start pimping the virtues of weed? It makes me feel like the government actually wants us to smoke and that they’re putting something in it that’s similar to Substance D. Creepy. Stay the fuck out of my drug life, please? And let’s face it, weed is a comedic crutch for those who have run out of ideas. We should have learned this with the insipid Cheech and Chong movies, but nope, they keep on rollin’ that shit out to be consumed by brain-sucked generation after brain-sucked generation. Sad.
03.19.09 at 1:24 pm
If she wasn’t JAP, this post would not exist.
03.19.09 at 1:27 pm
Those pictures are about as sexy and natural as the recent photo spread of Alex Rodriguez in Details Magazine, i.e. they’re about as sexy as Phyllis Diller in a thong and feather boa.
03.19.09 at 1:29 pm
Tight assed ass on her ass.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/08-15/sarah_silverman-ass-grab.jpg
03.19.09 at 1:35 pm
I love that is was shot at Canter’s. best pastrami in LA, and the Kibbitz room is a great bar as well.
03.19.09 at 2:15 pm
Totally. She is usually so gross looking. Hurrah Sarah!
03.19.09 at 2:23 pm
she a babe but what size are her feet? 17?!?
03.19.09 at 2:24 pm
She’s a five. Above average looking but an unappealing demeanor.
03.19.09 at 2:40 pm
she could fit another foot behind her own in those big yellow bananas.
03.19.09 at 3:14 pm
How boring are these photos? This is the type of shit a 22 year old, just out of art school, guy would do.
03.19.09 at 3:15 pm
^^^
Actually these shots are for Boy by Band of Outsiders. Definitely not a 22 year old art school kid.
03.19.09 at 3:39 pm
Sarah is usually an eleventy million out of ten, but heels turn even the hottest girls ever into hags.
03.19.09 at 3:39 pm
she is hot, but she aint no god damned 10
03.19.09 at 3:52 pm
She’s hot. But she is most def. a Butter Humor.
03.19.09 at 4:06 pm
“She’s hot but she’s not a ten!” [spoken in a big whiny-sourpuss loser blog commentator voice, as if anyone gives a shit what you think]
03.19.09 at 4:43 pm
she’s on the verge of not looking utterly harmless and infantile. better take the shoes off quick before she ruins her image.
03.19.09 at 4:56 pm
Every last fucking turd she took, right down to my outfit, and she didn’t even say thank you. Nice nose job, sellout Sarah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SVmQMPaLMQ
03.19.09 at 5:22 pm
No I didn’t! The childlike naivety and naughty word songs are just a coinkidink. A coinkidink I say. I’m a pure original and a genius to boot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s
03.19.09 at 5:35 pm
This chick has a hairy asshole, and likely has to shave her nipples….if that’s a ten, then I am a lot more attractive than I thought
03.19.09 at 6:09 pm
does fame add four kittens?
03.19.09 at 6:19 pm
A ten?
03.19.09 at 7:29 pm
def a ten
yowza
03.19.09 at 7:35 pm
You can’t deny that these shots are pretty flattering, and they are Polaroids. She look good, mang.
03.19.09 at 7:43 pm
the 11th picture is sexy. the only nice one.
03.19.09 at 8:10 pm
“my name’s sarah silverman, and i have a potty mouth…tee-hee”
03.19.09 at 8:18 pm
u thnk she lieks buttsecks? I hpes
03.19.09 at 9:25 pm
SHES NOT HOT ANYMORE
03.19.09 at 10:30 pm
Band of Outsiders FTW~!
03.20.09 at 12:40 am
yes she is…total package…desearve it too
03.20.09 at 1:55 am
IF U HUG HER U WILL MELT IN HER ARMZ! IS TRUE!
03.20.09 at 3:04 am
sarah silverman is an annoying jew, both of which qualities are relevant in this situation
03.20.09 at 4:27 am
so fine. lemmeholla let me holla atcha.
03.20.09 at 5:02 am
God damn – there are no hot she-jews in England. Fact.
I love and obey Sarah Silvermanstienmann. She is a lover and a fibre and one of you five a day.
03.20.09 at 5:11 am
I’m not sure if these pics are supposed to be ironic or if this is a genuine attempt to sexify her image. In this case, here’s to hoping for the former. She looks good, like in the realm of a solid 7-7.5, but seems out of her element. This is the female equivalent of a shirtless beef-cake pictorial of Jerry Seinfeld where you can’t tell if he’s being serious or not. All you know for sure is that you just wish that he’d put his button down shirt back on.
03.20.09 at 5:43 am
NOT A 10? Are you people fucking kidding?
03.20.09 at 7:40 am
I love the pictures of her talking to old white ladies in the diner. So down to earth and folksy! She should get in to politics!
03.20.09 at 8:33 am
Ugh. Okay okay, so you got your boy into the White House (congrats!), but does that really mean that we suddenly have to pretend that you’re sexy too? When is enough…ENOUGH.
03.20.09 at 8:36 am
My nod for bone worthy celebrity Jewess pushing 40 goes to Winona Ryder. Maybe she’s annoying to some, but she’s got a body that won’t quit AND she’s a shop-lifter. Bitch is obviously barrels of fun.
03.20.09 at 8:56 am
“winstanley kerplunkington Says:
03.19.09 at 3:14 pm
she could fit another foot behind her own in those big yellow bananas.”
Yeah, mine.
03.20.09 at 12:13 pm
first off, you call tacky yellow/pink three seasons ago pointy shoes high fashion? lady jewess is neither high fashion nor a 10 in these photos. Or ever.
03.20.09 at 12:50 pm
BARBIE SHOES!!!!
03.20.09 at 12:59 pm
gavin i need to make out with her, and it will be so magical that we will just instantly be married, and well laugh together and make circumsized babys, and stuff until the end of days….
03.20.09 at 8:40 pm
what a babe. she’s actually an 11. and i like that she mostly always dates Jewish guys. that’s keepin it real!
03.21.09 at 3:25 pm
Too bad Jimmy Kimmel is Catholic.
03.21.09 at 4:03 pm
is she putting salt on a cupcake?
stupid, stupid bitch
03.22.09 at 3:57 pm
[...] Sarah Silverman got in shit with the media she was pissed because, as she put it, “I was really concerned [...]
04.02.09 at 10:17 am
@Samantha, 031909 “I love that is was shot at Canter’s. best pastrami in LA”
Nope, sorry, the best pastrami in LA is between Sarah Silverman’s legs whenever she’s in town.
02.04.10 at 1:32 am
She’s hot as fuck, anyone that says different is a hater. I’d sniff her farts just to see where they came from. I’d drink a gallon of her piss to see where it came from. I’d have her drop a deuce on my erect cock.
02.05.10 at 3:34 pm