Sarah making new friends with Street Carnage Diva Tracie Egan. After this was taken Sarah showed us that thing where you take a picture of your lips with your iPhone and then put it on your crotch to make it look like a vagina (girls only please). If you’re not a girl, you can purse your lips for the photo and then turn around and put it on your butt to look like an asshole. Make sure you have plenty of light when you take the pic. This was a dumb picture to start the article with because people are going to think Tracie wrote it.

Did everyone see The Sarah Silverman Program last night? Holy motherfucking shitpile of hilarious laughs is what it was. The pressure was on her this season. Comedy Central went from doing the show on a lark to betting the farm it becomes the next South Park. On top of that, she lost the writer who came up with “As a cop, I’ve seen things that would make you crap a book on how to puke” and was going to be picking up the slack herself. The comedy skeptics were wary. “She won’t pull it off,” they said, “She had the same stand up routine for what, five years?” (These guys also beat off about her.)

Well skeptics be damned if these past two episodes aren’t some of the funniest shit ever to come out of a television. Last night she predicted her friends would order what they usually order and calls herself Nostradamus. Then Brian Posehn goes, “Nostrildamus, more like” because she has such huge nostrils. She proceeds to get a whole bunch of new friends that she loves at first and then is bored of, so to get her friends back she buys them a magic horse. This shit is not just funny. It’s footloose and fancy free and totally unselfconscious. This is what’s best about Sarah’s style of laughs. During the “Chink” controversy she said she never thinks if a joke will offend people or how it might be perceived because her only job is to try to make the joke as funny as possible and, “Thinking about that other stuff wrecks it.” This show is a clear example of someone writing jokes and doing bits with no other goal but hilariosity.

Street Carnage: So the past two episodes have been unbelievably good.

Jay Johnston: Thanks man, I appreciate it. It’s been a lot of fun. How did you find me?

I really liked the Nostrildamus joke. Who wrote that?

I think that was Sarah actually which is surprising because she’s kind of insecure about her nostrils.

Ha! She said “good one” to her own joke. Can you tell us more insidey gossip about this episode?

Um, the old guy at the home was going to be her dad but they ended up using this guy.

Wow.

Yes.

What about that “makes my mouth feel rich” joke. J.D. Rockachewer is great.

That was me. I had a bunch of them actually but that one stuck.

Can I be your friend? I’d like to make a new friend with you.

All right.

Great. Let’s go see Billy Idol right now.

What?

Come on, let’s go.

Hmm.

First we got ready. I dressed punk. Jay did not.

Then we got to the venue. We were late.

Billy Idol only did one Generation X song, “Ready, Steady, Go.” Jay never heard of Generation X.

It was around here that Jay asked if he could leave now.

I bought him a shirt with my own money.

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