Look call me a naive sucker for not being a troglodyte and believing we are not fucking the world with our human endeavors. It’s one of those arguments where, if I’m wrong I’m happier than a pig in trillions of gallons of human waste. If I’m right i guess I get to brag about it while all hades breaks loose and I’m knife-fighting a guy over a thimble of drinkable water? So things like “recycling used oil” sounds like a pleasant idea, right? Well that is until I walk by a truck doing the planet a good deed. Me and my bud Choe were almost knocked on our asses while this do good company collected oil but pumped 80 pounds of burning (used) oil fumes into the air. Talk about a zero sum game. I think they were burning half the oil by collecting it. Alright, it wasss cute.
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05.22.09 at 6:45 pm
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05.22.09 at 7:00 pm
Yes.
05.22.09 at 9:45 pm
yep. walked by one of those too. They are retarded! The whole street was covered in black smoke
05.22.09 at 10:07 pm
shit like this in NY is the tip of the Bloomberg
05.22.09 at 10:14 pm
we are doomeded and i mean ed
05.23.09 at 12:00 am
i don’t get it… your vocabulary is stunning, i think you should def write 4 this blog more
05.23.09 at 2:29 am
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05.23.09 at 2:31 am
D. Eric is gonna save this planet one truck at a time!
05.23.09 at 3:51 am
i love the smell of gasoline and 2 stroke oil
05.23.09 at 5:11 am
and the smell of puss puss
05.23.09 at 5:23 am
It made sense to me…it may not measure up to the “Harry Potter” series that you seem to enjoy so much (judging by the name on your posts mr. “teenage wizard”) but its readable.
To summarize: dude saw recycling truck emitting an acrid shitstorm of pollution while collecting oil to be recycled.
Then again, who do I think I am, explaining a street carnage blog entry to someone who busted out a “not” joke…i might as well take a poop in shakespeare’s skull while i’m disrespecting [future] literary icons such as the poster above.
05.23.09 at 5:57 am
btw this is Derrick
05.23.09 at 6:53 am
nutcock you fucking sreggin!
05.23.09 at 11:40 am
Sorry. I was still choking on fumes when i wrote it. Peas oot!
05.23.09 at 12:34 pm
Vegan Jules recommends! The World Peace Diet by Will Tuttle
05.25.09 at 6:54 am
i am positive the apocalypse is coming…absolutely fuckin serious
05.25.09 at 1:50 pm
what’s coming first, the apocalypse..OR A NEW POST, AM I RIGHT??
BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, I’M AT CAROLINE’S ALL WEEK
05.26.09 at 2:57 am