What does it mean when the name of your International Corporation comes spilling out of Howard Deans mouth? When I say spilling, I mean slowly dribbling out like it was being said by a kidnapped Seconal addict, reading hostage demands . In other words, perfect. If there was a board entitled: “How Howard Dean Will say your web blog things name” with one of the choices being “dribbling out like it was being said by a kidnapped Seconal addict, reading hostage demands” right beneath “as a fat Jamaican woman impersonating a Pakistani lesbian”, we’d still choose what he went with.
Really. So, here you go Colberts Reports… it worked! We’re putting the clip up because that’s how much we like hearing our name.
PS Who the fuck decorates your offices?

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14 Comments
  1. Snake. Says:

    Figgity!


  2. Snake. Says:

    does this count as incest?


  3. Malibu REx Says:

    CREEP BONERS FTW


  4. Larry the Scary Rex Says:

    CREEP BONERS!


  5. sack o shit Says:

    redundant


  6. Preck_ Says:

    Evven this makes me yawning, Blornigger.


  7. Jim Goad Says:

    Fuck everyone. I think this is cool. I’m Jim Goad and I approve of this post.


  8. ew don't me! Says:

    he didn’t say “yeeeeagghh!!!!!!!!!!” so this sucked.


  9. Donny Mostenstein Says:

    Fonzie to the rescue.


  10. Self-hating Canadian Says:

    Ghawwwd I can’t watch it because I’m Canadian. Oh how I hate myself.


  11. tobez Says:

    DOESNT WORK IN CANADA!


  12. Dork Says:

    Jeez, can’t you fucking read your copy BEFORE you film? Also, if you look like an idiot, there is this little thing they just invented called “a second take”. Look into it.


  13. Arv Says:

    I am so confused right now.


  14. Tobes Says:

    doesnt work in Canada.

    ps: who the fuck is @tobez


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