Warm weather is here, which means more exercise, which means more hydration. If you hate yourself, you’ll go out and buy a water bottle for $500. If you kinda, sorta have some self-respect, you’ll drop $750. However, if you really love yourself, and really care… (Sorry I always get choked up over this subject) about the person you have become, the person you have cultivated and shaped throughout your life’s journey, then you’ll spend $1295.00 on your re-hydration needs. Louis Vuitton made this jogging belt, not only as a tribute to the 2004 Athens Olympic Games but as a tribute to those who live for a challenge. If you think, you can let an opportunity to show yourself that you give a shit about YOU, slip away; you are more of an idiot than you think you are. Buy this for yourself now; before someone else realizes they deserve it more than you.
Imagine those spraying all over your face.
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YOU CAN SPRAY ME IN MY FACE
05.14.08 at 3:03 am
You forgot to mention that the inside zipper pocket has pockets for three credit cards! Also that can hold your “cosmetics and many other things.”
05.14.08 at 4:48 am
SBTVC is great, but you need to give Kanye the boot.
05.14.08 at 1:52 pm
Joe can you clarify “Kanye” please?
05.14.08 at 4:35 pm
Why Fatcastle, I don’t know what kind of anti-alternative reflector shield you’ve been buried beneath…
Kanye West, the founder of Daft Punk, and unofficial mayor of Williamsburg. Recently he’s had a smidgen of radio play; I hope he doesn’t sell out.
05.14.08 at 7:14 pm