STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SCARY PERRY DISCUSSES BALLOON BOY

When Experts in the field of Laughs discuss the Scaremaster, you just have to sit back and assume they know what they’re talking about. Like when guitarists talk about Bert Jansch. You don’t have to get how fucking golden it is to hear Perry describe balloon boy as “kidnapped,” then laugh at how stupid that is to say, then substitute it with “get lost by this flying saucer.” Just know that he is the Elvis of dickheads and we all worship him. If you don’t enjoy his greatness now, you will one day.

-GAVIN MCINNES

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12 Comments

Satan Davis Jr. Says:

This guy scares even Scarry Perry? AND it’s Halloween?

10.21.09 at 2:26 pm
buffalowinger Says:

ahahahaha, perry is wearing a windy city heat shirt in the last clip.

10.21.09 at 2:29 pm
Bubbleguts! Says:

I’m sure The President of Show Business will have something to say about this…

10.21.09 at 2:55 pm
Dork Says:

I fucking hate Joy Behar.

10.21.09 at 5:37 pm
Maxwel Says:

lol, You can’t just run a funny website and post shit that nobody understands with the explanation, “You’ll laugh cause we’re telling you its funny” and expect me to laugh.

…

10.21.09 at 5:59 pm
Halfrican Says:

Bert Jansch OMG!

10.21.09 at 6:54 pm
Sal Says:

“Bring this tool here and that tool there.”

Was Scary Perry referring to himself?

10.21.09 at 7:17 pm
trace Says:

Oh my god. Why would they call Perry? Could we get some fact checkers?

NOTE: Perry is wearing Windy City Heat gear in both clips. haha

10.21.09 at 8:18 pm
mr.meat Says:

Scary could play Kato

10.21.09 at 8:23 pm
Mutz Cavner Says:

“When you knew him as an actor and a construction worker, did he seem a little bit loony.” where did they get Perry? she acts like she knows him? What? ?

10.21.09 at 9:31 pm
RedLight GreenLight Says:

via a dj’s twitter:
I wanted to know what the hell this balloon boy thing was so I googled it and this came up!http://www.balloonboys.de/index.php

10.22.09 at 3:43 am
Vane$$a Says:

Jesus. Scary and Joy Behar passing judgment on other people’s nuttiness. A fucking pig shadow just passed over me.

10.22.09 at 3:55 pm

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