STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SCARF TIE DONE RIGHT

Is anyone more stylish than umbrella-holder turned author Fonzworth Bentley? He’s managed to take the scarf-tie trend and really turn it out.

Now, it’s difficult to tell here, but trust me, in HD, you can clearly see that this tie is made of a tightly-knit, worsted-wool scarf-like material. And it was on the Today show, so it would seem that scarf ties are officially mainstream now. That means that they got so cool, that they soon will not be cool anymore. I’m thinking you have until next Monday to really work this trend before looking like a total loser.

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8 Comments

Assy Nipples Says:

The kids in Stockholm are wearing piano ket ties, thats the nest big thing.

11.18.08 at 12:36 pm
David Says:

wow thanks! I’ll get right on this latter today. Out here on the west coast it will take another month to be cool so I’ll be very cutting edge Thanks again STREET CARNAGE !!!

11.18.08 at 2:05 pm
nerdkiller Says:

This guy is awful. The celebrity by celebrity association never yields anything worth spitting on. This queermo, kardashian, dina lohan, howard k stern, pauly shore, hilary clinton, the disciples of jesus. All losers. At least Kato Kaelin earned his on the witness stand. Where is Kato? He should be the one on tv with a scarfty.

11.18.08 at 5:31 pm
Beef Says:

You can just tell this guy has an insatiable thirst for cum.

11.18.08 at 7:51 pm
internet man Says:

old men in the uk have been wearing those wooly ties for years.

they have nothing to do with scarves.

11.18.08 at 10:06 pm
bloodyknows Says:

gavin, this scarf-tie experiment of yours is not going to catch on. i’d let it go.

11.19.08 at 12:05 am
tootie Says:

I just bought scarf ties for all my male relatives and boyfriend. Streetcarnage, you better be right about this or I am going to look like a right fool!

11.19.08 at 9:02 am
HamburgerThroat Says:

They are knitted ties – not scarves.

11.19.08 at 11:34 am

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