Many of you laughed when the idea of using a scarf as a tie first popped into the fashion hemisphere. Well, guess what fools. Scarf ties are back.
I can hear some of you saying, “What do you mean ‘back’? They were never here. It’s way too bulky to be a tie and just looks like you’re wearing a scarf with a shirt collar sticking out of it.” Nice attitude, shit for brains. You’re wrong. Want proof? Ok. Let’s prove it in the form of a question. If what you say is true, answer this one simple question: Why is this guy so breathtaking?
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Fuck fake Kiefer and his awful scarf tie.
11.15.08 at 4:27 pm
um, NO.
11.15.08 at 4:36 pm
for christ’s sake, it makes one look like a big baby who requires continuous access to a large napkin for wiping up all those pesky dribbles and spills.
11.15.08 at 4:38 pm
Doesn’t really work unless you aim for 19th Century dandy fop.
11.15.08 at 4:52 pm
“Holy Shit, Tracy Egans husband just put on a scarf lets take a picture of it and put it on our blog, people will think he’s so awesome!”
He looks like Randy from the trailer park boys. All he needs to buy next halloween is some white slacks and a walkie.
11.15.08 at 4:53 pm
fuck this, i’m going to one of the million other websites just like this one\
11.15.08 at 5:08 pm
It’s called “a joke” you guys. Do you honestly think Scarf Ties actually exist? Can you not tell from the tone of the thing that she’s not serious? Shit.
11.15.08 at 5:38 pm
a “joke”? what, pray tell, is that?
11.15.08 at 6:26 pm
is that d-bag at enids???
11.15.08 at 8:25 pm
I say, it is a cravat you street arabs and dutchesses of Drury Lane! my word…
11.15.08 at 10:58 pm
why do i like it when girls call me shit for brains? is it because my grammie used to slap me?
11.16.08 at 12:47 am
http://www2.fcsconline.org/staff/koontza/PIXs/Website%20pix/thomas-jefferson-president.jpg
11.16.08 at 1:37 am
I really do wear these, but cravat style around my neck and tucked into my shirt. Only at home though when I’m checking my stocks. This lad is displaying true fashion forwardness.
11.16.08 at 3:31 am
I’m going to try that Monday at art school and see if I don’t get beat up by a gang of fags and women.
11.16.08 at 5:42 am
Oh heeeeelllll no.
11.16.08 at 7:50 am
Terrible joke. Go back to Jezebel with this shit
11.16.08 at 9:36 am
i remember sharky favorite, still looks good, oh and the artful scumbag dodger thing is always appealing.
11.16.08 at 1:43 pm
I present Mr Tracy Egan
11.16.08 at 5:50 pm
the Verdad issue redux.
11.17.08 at 11:13 am
Wearing scarves in doors is gei. The only reason anyone is looking at you with your giant faggot wrap around man scarf is cuz you look like a douche trying too hard. Take your fancy boy scarf out doors where it’s acceptable.
11.17.08 at 11:52 am