Many of you laughed when the idea of using a scarf as a tie first popped into the fashion hemisphere. Well, guess what fools. Scarf ties are back.
I can hear some of you saying, “What do you mean ‘back’? They were never here. It’s way too bulky to be a tie and just looks like you’re wearing a scarf with a shirt collar sticking out of it.” Nice attitude, shit for brains. You’re wrong. Want proof? Ok. Let’s prove it in the form of a question. If what you say is true, answer this one simple question: Why is this guy so breathtaking?

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20 Comments
  1. Beef Says:

    Fuck fake Kiefer and his awful scarf tie.


  2. tarquin james bellwether Says:

    um, NO.


  3. tarquin james bellwether Says:

    for christ’s sake, it makes one look like a big baby who requires continuous access to a large napkin for wiping up all those pesky dribbles and spills.


  4. Payeras Says:

    Doesn’t really work unless you aim for 19th Century dandy fop.


  5. thrillhouse Says:

    “Holy Shit, Tracy Egans husband just put on a scarf lets take a picture of it and put it on our blog, people will think he’s so awesome!”

    He looks like Randy from the trailer park boys. All he needs to buy next halloween is some white slacks and a walkie.


  6. iron-knee Says:

    fuck this, i’m going to one of the million other websites just like this one\


  7. Sarah O Sarah Says:

    It’s called “a joke” you guys. Do you honestly think Scarf Ties actually exist? Can you not tell from the tone of the thing that she’s not serious? Shit.


  8. tarquin james bellwether Says:

    a “joke”? what, pray tell, is that?


  9. ? Says:

    is that d-bag at enids???


  10. lord meriwether autumnbottom Says:

    I say, it is a cravat you street arabs and dutchesses of Drury Lane! my word…


  11. Bob Jansen Says:

    why do i like it when girls call me shit for brains? is it because my grammie used to slap me?


  12. The Good King Wafflesauce Says:

    http://www2.fcsconline.org/staff/koontza/PIXs/Website%20pix/thomas-jefferson-president.jpg


  13. Benedict Says:

    I really do wear these, but cravat style around my neck and tucked into my shirt. Only at home though when I’m checking my stocks. This lad is displaying true fashion forwardness.


  14. A-hide Says:

    I’m going to try that Monday at art school and see if I don’t get beat up by a gang of fags and women.


  15. Mr. OK Says:

    Oh heeeeelllll no.


  16. Bring back blognigger Says:

    Terrible joke. Go back to Jezebel with this shit


  17. imyar Says:

    i remember sharky favorite, still looks good, oh and the artful scumbag dodger thing is always appealing.


  18. billy smithereens Says:

    I present Mr Tracy Egan


  19. tommy gun Says:

    the Verdad issue redux.


  20. nerdkiller Says:

    Wearing scarves in doors is gei. The only reason anyone is looking at you with your giant faggot wrap around man scarf is cuz you look like a douche trying too hard. Take your fancy boy scarf out doors where it’s acceptable.


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