STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SCARY PERRY ON JIMMY KIMMEL

Thank God Richard Heene wasted the nation’s time with his stupid prank. It brought Perry back into our lives telling every media source that will take his calls, “Heene is a MEDIA WHORE!” It also led to a Windy City Heat reunion with Mole and Don fondling Perry off his chair and into another beautiful temper tantrum.

Closing question: His fanny pack seems to get larger every year. Now it’s a completely separate travel case that is strapped to several parts of his body. What the fuck is in that thing?

For those of you wondering who the fuck this guy is, Perry is the star of Windy City Heat, a movie Kimmel produced that was the shining moment of a 12 year project.

-GAVIN MCINNES

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9 Comments

ahgfhjsdf Says:

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

10.24.09 at 1:11 pm
trace Says:

Love that is name is spelled wrong. hahah

10.24.09 at 1:13 pm
hagenshape Says:

windy city heat is awesome, love laughing at that guy.

10.24.09 at 2:46 pm
Maxwel Says:

literal lol

10.24.09 at 4:46 pm
Anonymous Says:

That was an excellent commentary on Holocaust movies. The only good ones have been comedies.

10.24.09 at 4:51 pm
gregor Says:

jimmy is pretty lackluster

10.25.09 at 2:44 pm
fuck brooklyn Says:

yes!

10.26.09 at 10:36 am
Scoop Dinkholm Says:

perry just gets fucking uglier and funnier to laugh at every time. that fanny pack is obscene.. just looking at it makes me want to kick the fat idiot wop in the groin. only the subnormal dago gaybo would prob get off on it

10.26.09 at 3:02 pm
Scoop Dinkholm Says:

ho ho fuckin hell.. those clips reminded me that shit is the funniest movie of all time

10.26.09 at 3:05 pm

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