Comments on: SERIOUS POPPERS

By: hookah

hookah — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 03:58:12 +0000

This was genius.

By: SCOTTIECAPSLOCK

SCOTTIECAPSLOCK — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:59:05 +0000

another classic. goad better watch his ass on here, BN’s comin up…

By: mordicai

mordicai — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:55:24 +0000

Man, cock golem. Now my players are going to have to fight that thing. I’ll let them know who to forward their thanks too.

By: Mother of One

Mother of One — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:27:29 +0000

I’m the mother of a ten-year-old boy. The thought of him someday having sex doesn’t bother me at all. Of course I hope he waits until a reasonable age (say, sixteen. Younger would make me squirm a bit but I’d cope) and more importantly, takes safety precautions. Bonus points for being in the context of a healthy relationship. Maybe it’s because my child is a boy and I’d feel different if I had a girl? I dunno, I’m pretty practical and I don’t think there would be that much difference. The thought of an adult molesting him at his current age definitely makes me homicidal. Victimization is totally different than consensual (semi-) adult experimentation.
Looks like I’m in the minority, though. Parents who have both boy(s) and girl(s), do you feel differently about the potential sexual behavior of your boys vs. your girls?

By: crampon

crampon — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:44:31 +0000

how many paid tugjobs a month = problem? just sos I know if I need to seek help, or a better girlfriend

By: Chachi and the MS-13s

Chachi and the MS-13s — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:48:28 +0000

Bite the bubble, Vane$$a? They want you to bite the curb… is what they want.

By: David foster wallace rope

David foster wallace rope — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:12:52 +0000

Dave fucking eggeds???

Give me a break, bn owns that fag.
The opposite is true in my book: I read bn BECAUSE he doesn’t roll like those pretentious Iowa litschool wankers

By: ur doing it rong

ur doing it rong — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:35:13 +0000

@Cancer Kazoo: thx for explain of the troll.

JEWS DID WTC, amirite?

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:14:45 +0000

Vanessa,

Not to hate, but this isn’t McSweeny’s, it’s BN/Streetcarnage. I mean, I read BN because he’s got an interesting view on the world and I enjoy the way he tells it. Is he David Eggers or Adam Gopnik? Nah, but I bet you took your solid twenty minutes away from work to read what he had to say. Stories don’t have to be in the King’s English (or should I say Engrish?) to be enjoyable.

By: whiners suck

whiners suck — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:26:52 +0000

I agree with HalfAfrican, if I’m in a relationship (that I want to stay in) I’m willing to do/try about anything to keep the other person happy. But I’m still young, and I guess I can’t understand what it would be like to be in a “good” relationship where you couldn’t get off to your partner anymore. Now for those single gents I feel your plight, I can get so ungodly horny when I am single no amount of self pleasuring could accomodate my needs, thus leading to some pretty questionable hook-ups in the past. Maybe I would have been better off just paying someone (ensuring quality and satisfaction) to go down on me or something. I am so torn about this.