STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Candace Bushnell, the climber-y cooze who penned the Sex and the City column for the New York Observer—which was later turned into the TV show and movie that has deluded legions of Patty and Selma types into thinking they are “single and loving it”—has just signed a deal to write a series of young adult novels based on the teenage life of Carrie Bradshaw. I couldn’t help but wonder…how this is going to be interesting at all without the Samantha character?

While I think this whole idea is about as ridiculous as the fact that Carrie never had a sex scene on that show in which she wasn’t wearing a bra, it’s not really so horrible. Frankly, I think the demo for these teen books will consist more of moronic adults than precocious kids. And actually, anything that Bushnell will come up with will pale in comparison to the tamest of V.C. Andrews’ novels.

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6 Comments

uhh... Says:

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…she is such an ugly woman

09.17.08 at 10:58 am
donkey kong Says:

who gives a fuck? shove this gay shit up your ass and post the blognigger column you’re sitting on.
you lazy fucking cokeheads. god i hate wednesdays and your stupid fucking site.

09.17.08 at 12:26 pm
Yeah,,, Says:

“The Samantha character” was what made that show interesting? I mean, nothing made it interesting, but she was easily the worst part.

09.17.08 at 12:49 pm
Monty Says:

Surely the love affair with this Denise chick is over, right? She’s almost as useless as that twat with the stupid moustache.

09.17.08 at 3:09 pm
les canadiens Says:

my ex loved that show and she’s more than halfway intelligent as well- the part that appealed musta been the show’s ‘being single’ premise hence our current shared reality … fuckin bitch, the writer not my ex

09.17.08 at 3:18 pm
anal birth Says:

I don’t understand.

09.17.08 at 3:19 pm

STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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