Either this contest was too easy or Alana Johnson is too good at guessing what pictures are of what pictures. She guessed this picture starring Street Carnage staff and the guys from Endless Summer Tacos was a recreation of the Sex Pistols signing to A&M in front of Buckingham Palace on March 10th, 1977.
So let’s find out a little bit about our contest winne shall we?
Street Carnage: Alana, tell us a little bit about our contest winner.
Alana Johnson: I was born in Hilo, Hawaii and moved to a small town in California when I was two. My mom works at a grocery store and my dad runs a non-profit. I’m an only child. I’m getting a B.A. in English Lit at SFSU and graduating this semester. I plan on getting my master’s in Adult Education and working with illiterate adults. I volunteer at the library and I love to laugh!
How did you know this picture was that?
Bad parenting.
How did you get to become so amazing?
Bad parenting.
Can we marry you?
Yes.
How does it feel being Number 1 in the world even more than Scott Alexander which means he is now Number 2 which he describes as “first loser.”
Creamy.
Are you worried Scott Alexander will kick your ass to regain his top spot as #1?
Fuck Scott Alexander.
You wish. What can we at home do to be more like you?
Don’t waste your time.
Can we blingee you?
Be my guest.
Thanks.
How can we be your friend?
myspace.com/chestersmith
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