The only thing more boring than pedantic libertarians is atheists. “Waah, people persecute us. Waaaah. Only an idiot would believe in God.” Oh, really? Is that why Jesus constantly sends us proof he exists?
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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I don’t believe in God but that link about atheists was pretty spot on. What a bunch of babies.
05.19.09 at 11:04 am
A good way to say “cool beans” via email is to say go here http://www.llbean.com/ and exhale. As in CO2 at LL BEAN as in COO LL BEAN as in Cool Beans.
05.19.09 at 11:44 am
cool beans? what the fuck ? A good way to say shut the fuck up via email is to say go here http://www.voidspace.org.uk/gallery/silly/big_cup_of_STFU.jpg and exhale. As in punch yourself in the face with a brick.
05.19.09 at 11:56 am
how r atheist any diffrent than jizzus freaks? they both think their dead right about some shit they can never prove. also, it was shame that cheezus had to lose his arm in the war. the war on hunger!!! OH YEAH, DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!!!!!!
05.19.09 at 1:42 pm
HEY ‘RED PUSSY’ YOU SAY STUPID STUFF THAT I DONT LIKE SO WHY DONT YOU BE QUIET YOU STUPID HEAD HUH? LOL I WANT TO STICK THAT CHEESUS IN MY ASS BEAUSE IM GAY AND WANT ORANGE IN MY BUTTHOLE.
05.19.09 at 2:26 pm
hey is that your new dick pictured, cybercop?
05.19.09 at 2:44 pm
For me to stop calling Christians stupid is almost as hard as not laughing at fart noises.
05.19.09 at 3:20 pm
The only thing more “boring” than a “pedantic libertarian” are columnists who use redundant phrases to sound itelligent
05.19.09 at 3:43 pm
As a boring whiny atheist, I was offended by the incredibly boring and whiny article written about other boring whiny atheists who are actually scientists and doctors and people who don’t drink hogwash or fairy tales for breakfast. What a bunch of rational, educated assholes.
05.19.09 at 3:55 pm
@fancypants: oh snap!
05.19.09 at 4:00 pm
The only reason he is on this site is that his brother owns it. College, small town jock that he is.
05.19.09 at 4:06 pm
Yeah I’m really sick of atheists whining about shit and comparing us to homosexuals. So far as I know nobody’s been beaten by police or tied to the back of a truck for being an atheist, so the whole thing is total bullshit.
And the reality is that most people in real positions of power in the world are atheists anyway so while there may be a huge number of crazed fundamentalists in the world, most of them rarely leave a 3 mile radius around their trailer park so who gives a shit. It’s like worrying about the fact that Paramore outsells Mastodon. If you’re shocked by the fact that most people are dumb you are one of the dumb people.
05.19.09 at 4:12 pm
just like all religious people aren’t religious fanatics, not all atheists want to take pictures of consecrated hosts with rusty nails going through. just because there are some crazy obsessive atheists doesn’t mean they’re all like that. what a stupid article
05.19.09 at 4:14 pm
sometimes i think the upright citizens brigade is a real organization.
05.19.09 at 11:18 pm
I thought it was “Sex Tuesdays”?
05.19.09 at 11:46 pm
@ tristeza de lunes
The Upright Citizens Brigade is a real organization Mr. Fancy Pants. It’s a sketch comedy collective in Hollywood with it’s own club. Suck my penis.
05.20.09 at 12:56 am
i would never sip your twitter, sad-o.
05.20.09 at 1:14 am
this was the best CNN could do at 11? really, a jesus cheeto? cnn has always pretty much been bullshit, but this is straight retarded. way to make a million dumber in 1.5 min. I saw jesus in one of my turds maybe the next time it happens i’ll save it and get them to put me on national t.v for five minutes of jesus superstardom.
just sayin
05.20.09 at 1:29 am
Obv. that’s exactly what Jeezus looks like, so let’s from now on put a giant cheezus on the cross. amen
05.20.09 at 8:28 am
So you found Jesus. And you’re wondering how much he’ll pull in bids on Ebay.
05.22.09 at 6:43 pm
You probably ate the secret of life.
05.22.09 at 6:43 pm