Shepard Smith is AWESOME! He’s handsome. His voice is vivacious. He famously said “blow job” instead of “curb job” when referring to Jennifer Lopez and frankly if you f-u-*-k with FOX NEWS in his presence you will be vigorously pointed at. He contains both the vim and the vigor of an old crotchety, piss stained, misanthrope kicking kids off his lawn combined with a GORGEOUS cut throat studio exec kicking… kids off his lawn. In today’s BHM clip he warns Naomi Wolf (meeeooowwwww….crushville USA!) not to screw with FOX! “Don’t FOX on me ever!” he warns, while Kellyanne Conway grins in delight. He then apologizes after both women confess they love white men. A perfect ending to a purely TV CARNAGE moment and all over a nose being held…

That is why Shepard Smith is our Black History Month Person of the Day!

(The blow job incident)

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4 Comments
  1. doormatt Says:

    So testy. Love it!


  2. ja whore Says:

    i’m amazed how they never ever change their facial expressions.


  3. turd Says:

    Thats what you get for watching the news. Actually not news its just stupid people arguing. And they wonder why we don’t care.


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