Who is the bozo that let this through the cracks! So far we’ve managed to peacefully take care of 50 million people who dare to disparage The Great Leader. Now some prick thinks he’s going to get away with allowing a Mao Joker in a pack of Mao cards? If you’re looking for a “Joker” try sticking in a picture of everyone in the whole world EXCEPT Mao.
If you can’t fit everyone in the world how about Bill Clinton? He dared to shit on China’s human rights in his 957 page-turner My Life. Luckily, we caught the typo and replaced that section with “What a great time I had in China. Wow. What a place. Nice people and good workers and just overall best vibes ever” etc. Or what about Wu Xianghu? That cocksucker dared to criticize the police for their tough-but-fair attitude in the Taizhou Evening News until the cops made things right by beating him to death. Every time a loser like Li Zhi tries to join the Democratic Party, Yahoo! helps us track him down and put him in jail but we can’t get a guy who calls the King of Kings a Joker? Wake up Sleeping Dragon! I recommend we make the person responsible eat dog and live in a house with no electricity for the rest of his life or, at the very least, send him to re-education camp with no supper.
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