Remember those adorable two-headed teens who were on Oprah and the cover of Time talking about how normal they are? Well, it appears Brittany and Abigail Hensel are now giving normal head to young males in their own amateur porn movies. Oh wait, I meant “heads.” Apparently the guy in this video was killed shortly after. He died of high fives.
From here.
UPDATE: Our readers have since exposed this as a hoax. We are appalled at how disappointed we are.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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o em geeeeeeeeeeeeee
05.15.09 at 9:10 am
jesus
05.15.09 at 9:16 am
Fuck. And. Yes.
05.15.09 at 9:18 am
giddy up.
05.15.09 at 9:25 am
I’m equally grossed out and turned on. Do they have just 1 vag?
05.15.09 at 9:31 am
Its not often that one sees anything new any more. Bravo SB for bringing something new and interesting to our attention. Perverse and sad yes, but also worthy of note.
I would suggest some investigative journalism on their road from Oprah to money shots…
On a more practical porn note, it would seem that their real utility would be to pleasure two people at once… With one dick on one mouth, the other one is just doing nothing–or heaven forbid–talking! That harkens back to the old joke… what’s the best thing about a BJ? 5 minutes of silence…
05.15.09 at 9:48 am
young people these days. sheesh.
05.15.09 at 9:50 am
Looks like someone’s been cruisin’ 4chan lately…
05.15.09 at 9:53 am
You can’t even see the faces. That could be any two-headed girl who thirsts for cock.
05.15.09 at 10:31 am
….no fucking way. Is the BJ picture photoshopped? Looks real, but you can never tell.
05.15.09 at 10:36 am
If it’s a shop… it’s a good one.
05.15.09 at 10:48 am
How does this work? Does one of the two have complete control of the body? Or do they both control their own side?
do they have to poo at the same time?
05.15.09 at 10:53 am
Photoshopped.
Orginal: http://www.simplyrandom.com/images/u070207033150/s_img/f000016.jpg
05.15.09 at 10:59 am
http://www.xenophilia.com/img/faked.jpg
05.15.09 at 11:00 am
Not sad, not perverse (ok, well, a little)
These girls have normal teenage girls brains–which means taking photos of themselves schlobbing a weiner. Why should we stop them?
If Kyle Maynard can fight in MMA, these girls can be hoes.
05.15.09 at 11:02 am
Double mint cum?
05.15.09 at 11:19 am
I would have sex with them providing I can wear a knight costume.
05.15.09 at 11:34 am
^ Ouch. If you’re gonna use my name, please don’t say painful shit like “schlobbing” and “weiner”. Thanks.
You, your MMA reference, and this guy Kevin I work with should all get together. You guys can say stuff like, “Can you freakin’ believe it? That guy’s dong, uh, I mean weiner was amazing! The way it stretched out his MMA gear. Holy cow, man… I wanna give him a schlobbing. Yowza!!!” [Hi-fives all around, head nodding, a couple winks, knowing glances, and self-conscious giggles]
05.15.09 at 11:49 am
best post of the month.
05.15.09 at 12:22 pm
i cannot type or think enough these !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05.15.09 at 12:38 pm
there’s nothing like getting sucked off by a two-headed girl in gym shorts and a spiked bracelet.
ps it’s fake.
05.15.09 at 12:44 pm
Secondly, I am secretly a tortured, closeted homosexual who wants to make others feel as degraded as I do.
My screenname is the only thing I have in this world and you have soiled it. Its going to be a while before I can go back to jerking of all over my clever internet posts.
05.15.09 at 12:48 pm
This shit is fake, it should be taken down or at least edited to make that perfectly clear. If it was actually them, than it would seem a matter of no concern, but its not them, and I am sure they have to deal with enough bullshit as is.
05.15.09 at 12:53 pm
died of high fives! high-larious!!!
05.15.09 at 2:18 pm
@not-me-drippy-commenter
Kind of funny follow up. I typically beat it to something on fantasti.cc though, not my own posts. I wonder when I’ll finally emerge from this tiny closet I’ve been locked up in all my life. It’s torture. Only when I gather that courage, can a future for you and I become reality. I love you. Thank you for setting me straight, er… I mean on the right path.
05.15.09 at 2:41 pm
@not-me-drippy-commenter
Seriously. I’ll take whatever I can get at this point.
05.15.09 at 3:11 pm
^ Come on, you are getting weaker with these
Mock me with something good. Be funny. I wouldn’t have thought the imagined MMA conversation would have had such a devastating effect on you (not that I know you). It was off the cuff, like anything I put up on here. If you’d like to take over “my” name, knock yourself out. I could be anyone, as long as it’s elegant, and charming. Here’s a few example of who I could become:
1. Sidewinder Galgetron
2. Slippery Ass, Dirty Wipes
3. Banana Breath Jizz Monkey
4. Popped Polos and the Rented Porsches
5. Faggy Farm Fun and the Closet Creeping Queerbots
7. Roid Raging Ectoplasm Eating Cuntfucius
8. Steve Stevens
9. Poon-Tang Wranglin’ Son of Cher
05.15.09 at 3:40 pm
Alliteration is overrated in fashioning an effective nom de plume.
05.15.09 at 4:12 pm
I’m glad I ejaculated before I found out it was fake.
05.15.09 at 4:37 pm
Thank God I didn’t rely solely on alliteration for all of them. Narrow escape. Did you have a favorite?
05.15.09 at 6:06 pm
i’m not surprised w/Ms. Bradnox
05.15.09 at 7:41 pm
what if the original was the photoshopped one? Its scary how pix cant be real proof of anything nowadays
05.15.09 at 9:20 pm
omg… i absolutely believed it. Thank god it’s fake…
05.15.09 at 9:51 pm
4 holes. No waiting.
05.16.09 at 3:10 am
By the way, I get roped into arguements with trolls very easliy. So don’t exploit that and make me spend further valuable personal time on non-sequiter screen names.
05.16.09 at 5:16 pm
then what the fuck are you reporting it for?
05.16.09 at 5:29 pm
pogi’s right. i bet oprah shopped that shit herself.SHOOP!
05.17.09 at 5:13 pm
@By the way, I get roped into arguements with trolls very easliy. So don’t exploit that and make me spend further valuable personal time on non-sequiter screen names.
Spend some valuable time learning how to spell “arguments” and “non-sequitur,” then we can discuss your stupid screen names.
05.18.09 at 12:23 am