STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Don’t go to work today. Oh, you already did? Doye, what am I talking about? It’s 11AM. Okay, don’t go to work TOMORROW. If your boss thinks you’re lying, let it lie for about an hour and then send him this jpeg pretending it’s you. Don’t include any text with it.

You’re welcome.

-DONNA DELIVA

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9 Comments

gag Says:

thats fucking gross

02.11.10 at 10:55 am
Spud Gun Says:

Jesus. Is that snot?

Fuck you.

02.11.10 at 11:01 am
homeless. Says:

get the fuck outta here with all this secretion shit you retards

02.11.10 at 11:07 am
Spandrell Says:

I just took an epic sick break for the last two weeks. What’s even better than not going to uni is not being obliged to talk to people I know

02.11.10 at 12:16 pm
Zippy Says:

Rub that in your hair. You’ll look like Elvis.

02.11.10 at 12:38 pm
kure kure takora Says:

I’ve coughed up bigger while I was at work, I just don’t take pictures of it.

02.11.10 at 2:32 pm
Buzz Killington Says:

Disgusting! what the fuck is wrong with your hand?!?

02.11.10 at 3:35 pm
billy MEADOWS Says:

MSG, Kosher salt.

02.11.10 at 5:25 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

Stop doing coke on weekdays you whore

02.12.10 at 1:43 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.