Next month’s V Magazine will feature a face-off between plus-size model Crystal Renn and lean rival, Jacquelyn Jablonski. Although both women have some common features, such as their 5′9 stature and long dark hair, Renn is a size 16 12 [thanks, marilyn] while Jablonski is at fashion-industry standard (probably a 0). The spread features both models donning the same outfits and the results are pretty impressive. Honestly, Renn wins a couple of these face-offs with her curvy figure making you want to eat those thighs.
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PS: I thought this picture was boring when I first saw it but I couldn’t stop thinking about it for weeks. The National Average one is irrelevant because midwestern fatsos skew the “figures” but how about the part where women’s ideal is not the male’s ideal? Who are they trying to please?
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Renn looks like way more fun
12.23.09 at 10:11 am
i want her to crush my head between those thick thighs!
12.23.09 at 10:11 am
ill take PLUS please
12.23.09 at 10:12 am
she looks like a crumb drawing
12.23.09 at 10:17 am
yep MEAT, gotta have that MEAT
12.23.09 at 10:23 am
Those socks are terrible.
12.23.09 at 10:30 am
misleading headline. should’ve said “thin versus fat” and what a surprise that all the guys here would want the heiffer.
12.23.09 at 10:32 am
Article says she’s a British Size 16, which is more like a 12 here. So what, they’re both photoshopped.
12.23.09 at 10:32 am
I’d be more interested if the pictures didn’t make them look shiny and stupid-looking. I mean, do we really need more coked-out models with sweaty, shiny faces? No.
12.23.09 at 10:48 am
am i the only one who likes skinny bitches? come on.
12.23.09 at 11:45 am
@ anonymous misleading headline, really, don’t be mad @ her because u haven’t eaten in a month!Big or thin we all need love
12.23.09 at 11:52 am
peep game, skinny bitches aint shit.
fat girls are nasty too.
now that that is established, any homosexual that thinks the size 12 model is fat needs an greased cock teasing their asshole.
that said……this shit is boring. let me tell you why, first of all, T. Richardson aint your team, so this is like saying “want to see some hot pictures of my ex girlfriend on her honeymoon?”
Secondly, I would bet good American Money that 80% of guys (worldwide) would go for the size 12 girl if they saw both women in real life. I dont know if any of you have been around models/size 0 women but its pretty pathetic. It’s like being around a pretty gay twink that just might happen to posses a vagina. Sorry naturally skinny women, there is just nothing about you at all that comes off as feminine. Good luck with the uber dry vag.
(i think super skinny girls have dry vag’s…….dont ask me why, I just do)
12.23.09 at 11:55 am
oh yeah, about the whole size 12 vs size 8 vs size 16 thing…….lot of people in the world are retards.
There are more women in the world than men overall so by default there are more girl-tards than anything else.
12.23.09 at 11:56 am
There may be more women in the world than men, however the standard deviation of IQ is greater in men (i.e. more really stupids and really smarts). Therefore, there are probably more man-tards in the world.
12.23.09 at 12:02 pm
Standard deviations exist on both sides of the average, genius. A larger standard deviation means a more evenly distributed sample. Is that what you mean? Or do you mean that the average IQ in men is lower than that of women? I think that’s what you mean; try to make sense next time.
12.23.09 at 12:44 pm
I mean what I said. Re-read that shit, fool.
12.23.09 at 12:49 pm
they’re trying to please fags, duh.
12.23.09 at 12:54 pm
Cool idea. I thought the bigger one was leading by a nose until the last spread. That lifting the shoulder move just cost her a thousand points. SKINNY WINS. AS ALWAYS.
12.23.09 at 1:57 pm
Gimme the fat one. And a cheeseburger.
12.23.09 at 2:35 pm
Plus-size wins, every shot. boner time.
12.23.09 at 2:45 pm
i think they both look lame and rendered my flaccid and yes that women’s ideal vs what mean want is total bullshit. why would men want a doughy lumpy ass over that hot toned tanned bod? LIES.
12.23.09 at 3:32 pm
renn doesnt look that good by far in real life. they photoshopped her to death so it doesnt count – still i like her better. http://corpulent.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/crystal-renn-in-harpers-bazaar-australia-may-2009/ – and its true she looks like crumbs wet dream.
12.23.09 at 3:38 pm
the image at the bottom is british, right? so take all those sizes down by 4.
it’s size 8, 4 and 12.
12.23.09 at 3:39 pm
yeah, shopped, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/SexyFrances/unretouched.jpg
12.23.09 at 3:44 pm
would bang caroline
12.23.09 at 3:51 pm
I need ‘em bigger.
12.23.09 at 4:19 pm
NO FAT CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THIS!!!! BMI OVER 20 =VOMIT X 1000000000000000000000000000!!!
12.23.09 at 4:39 pm
Yeah in that particular photoshoot, bigger bird wins but that’s just because the other one is too skinny. But in the bottom picture Mrs. 8 wins for sure. In most cases, I’m much more turned on by slim girls. I think what they mean by “men’s ideal” is “average minimum standard for fucking”.
12.23.09 at 4:55 pm
I agree with moose. The “men’s ideal” is a real Trunchbull
12.23.09 at 5:35 pm
National average and beyond for me. I wanna feel like I might die during a facesitting session.
12.23.09 at 6:06 pm
Plus size is looking like a Robert Crumb fantasy. Wanna piggyback ride.
12.23.09 at 6:17 pm
The plus-size not only looks better in the shoot, she looks like shes both way more fun and lightyears beyond the skinny girl in the sack. The last photo? look at her pullin up that skirt and giving the gasm-face. Skinny broad doesnt look comfortable, much less sexy.
She isn’t even a BIG lady. BIG ladies would have nasty beerguts and pendulum titties in those outfits. This is a comparison between a sharp-edged zero and a soft, grabbable 12
12.23.09 at 7:43 pm
Renn for sure looks hotter even if she is photoshopped. Also how old are those other pictures of Renn, she may have lost weight. But Jacquelyn is great at making me pay attention to the clothes.
P.s. I say let those ladies in America be a 12 or whatever plus size it is. Less competition (for those who want slender gals) in the mating game na’ mean.
12.23.09 at 7:45 pm
its funny how on those blog-comment things guys keep posting that big girls rock, and what theyd do to their voluptuous bodies, when in real life skinny minnies are defs the ones who get the most attention especially in hipster-scenes
12.23.09 at 8:40 pm
Renn is hotter but not by much a crumb drawing? fucking hardly she doesn’t even really have curves thick thighs are you fucking serious? not only are they not thick they are fucking weak and toneless
crumb drawing
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8IUsyoeCzRs/SZNG-B8B_kI/AAAAAAAAAuM/z43PmMfcGRM/s400/drollGirl-pizza.jpg
really crumb girl
http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pic_id=49131d5d523cf&date=2008-11-06%2011:37:52&id=36768&pid=9146323&the_count=82&group_id=&ua=
Am I like this because I grew up around blacks?
12.23.09 at 8:43 pm
^ word ne$$a
renn looks hotter but be real guys
seems like renn wins in the “i’d def fuck” category
but JJ is the one you’d want to be seen with.
12.23.09 at 9:22 pm
wow I got censored and right after I voted for gavin
was it for this http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pic_id=49131d5d523cf&date=2008-11-06%2011:37:52&id=36768&pid=9146323&the_count=82&group_id=&ua=
or this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8IUsyoeCzRs/SZNG-B8B_kI/AAAAAAAAAuM/z43PmMfcGRM/s400/drollGirl-pizza.jpg
because she still doesn’t look like a crumb girl faggots
12.23.09 at 9:35 pm
ok now after I posted stupid shit again my post is back sorry i suck
12.23.09 at 9:36 pm
Okay. This is what I don’t get. It’s not a skinny chick vs. curvy chick thing. I’m sooooo fucking sick of people talking about models like they are oppressing standards of beauty. The 90’s are over! The age of the supermodel is over. The whole point of high fashion modeling TODAY is to let the clothes be the focus. Models are walking hangers so the consumer isn’t destracted by how sexy she is. I mean, curves=sex appeal. That’s why girls with T&A may be seen as vulgar when they where some skimpy shit. If you see a skeletor wearing it, the first thing you think is “cool frock.”
The skinny bitch is a better model (you see the clothes), and Renn is a better piece of ass. END.OF.STORY.
And umm, perhaps the other thing is age. Because so many models are so young, curvier fashion models would make the industry no more than pornography.
12.23.09 at 10:28 pm
Duh, we would all obviously fuck both of them. Guys are saying they prefer the fatty because it would take twice as much effort to get with the skinny (hotter) girl. Dudes are lazy.
12.23.09 at 11:07 pm
It’s funny how girls will never understand the minds of men and they just base their assumptions on absolute nonsense and very poor perceptions of the world around them. Focus on handbags and we’ll focus on being awesome.
12.24.09 at 12:02 am
I don’t give a shit about any of this but if someone doesn’t give Tille my number, I’m gonna burn you all to the fucking ground. Also, my “ideal” isn’t an ugly chick with her hair tied up in a bun. Christ.
12.24.09 at 4:37 am
women -here’s all you need to know about body image -the vast majority of dudes will gladly fuck the shit out of anything with a heartbeat and a limb*.
*not manditory
12.24.09 at 10:05 am
Fat girls look like theyre having more fun than skinny girls. They just have more energy.
But fat girls have all those issues and thin-resentment.
12.24.09 at 10:10 am
this entire article is offensive, but this takes the cake: but how about the part where women’s ideal is not the male’s ideal? Who are they trying to please? THEMSELVES, ASSHOLE, THEY ARE TRYING TO PLEASE THEMSELVES. god forbid a woman do anything other than try to please a man with her appearance. oh and many women prefer women to men, too. you are a pinhead.
12.24.09 at 10:24 am
I’d dick down any choice, front-line cheeseburger fattie in a heartbeat. My fattie fucking schedule goes as follows: First, slam the snatch combined with a choke fuck, move over to the poo poo to get juiced, then finish in her pie-hole. Remember, they’ll snack on anything that even slightly resembles chocolate. Regarding skinny chicks, I like to get them all hot and bothered only to bring the pain by denying them the dick. As they sob, I taunt them for being stupid enough to try and impress their fellow females, i.e. the bitches who don’t pay the bills. I also tell them that unless they increase the cushion, they’ll wind up bone dry fag hags riding washer/dryers while their hubbies are off smoking poles in pink lingerie. Fattie for the win.
12.24.09 at 1:15 pm
the big girl is so much hotter. 100 times hotter.
12.24.09 at 5:28 pm
i don’t understand how the tan chick in the middle is a size 8. is that british sizing or something? she looks like an american 4 or 6 tops. or is it just the tan?
12.24.09 at 11:42 pm
caroline, size 16, looks like a chubby fergie.
12.25.09 at 2:27 am
Bottom line, if she’s hot, who cares if she’s packing a few.
NO UGLY FAT CHICKS, NO UGLY SKINNY BITCH.
FUCK THAT SHIT.
12.25.09 at 2:03 pm
This photoshoot is like some magic eye shit – you cover either girl up and the other looks great, but see them together and it’s confusing and weird. I say they both look good in different ways – the thinner model wears the clothes well, but the larger one looks DTF.
12.25.09 at 3:08 pm
why must it always be one extreme or the other?
what about inbetweeners?
12.25.09 at 3:16 pm
i’ve seen that ideal sizes thing before and it’s a british poll. which means that that’s the uk national average and that all those sizes are different from us sizes.
12.25.09 at 4:11 pm
the unfair thing about the naked picture is the the skinniest one is just the hottest one all around, face, everything. i call misdeal.
12.26.09 at 2:31 am
I love how this whole body size debate is man’s revenge against women for the penis size thing. Or is it vice versa?
12.26.09 at 9:51 am
why do you keep moderating my comments? whatever happened to 100% censorship free?
12.26.09 at 9:53 am
the thighs win. the prize is boners.
12.26.09 at 1:52 pm
I take it by “Men’s Ideal” they actually mean “Pig-Faced Skank”. And that “plus-sized” model in the main article is anything but the sort. I’m seen more fat on a pork chop! What a load of shite.
12.27.09 at 8:15 am
It’s all well and good to look at them, but honestly, if the pussy’s not kosher, then what’s the point?
12.27.09 at 9:51 am
I like the larger ladies but that being said anyone who find’s me attractive is good enough.
12.27.09 at 8:06 pm
I’ll take Tillie there any day of the week.
12.28.09 at 9:18 am