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3 Comments
  1. Loomis Says:

    Dude in the Fred Perry is not funny. Here’s a word to the wise. If you are around a funny person like Beckles don’t try to shine in your own right. Just be the straight man and let him bounce jokes off you. “The balls slapping” and pretending your dad had an accident is YAWN. When actors show up to be on Curb Your Enthusiasm the first thing Larry David tells them is “don’t try to be funny.”


  2. the only ones Says:

    Where would they have got “everyday I’m hustling” without the man’s effort?


  3. guy in the fred perry Says:

    hey shithead, i am funny, i don’t “try”. suck a dick.

    word to the wise, produce something on your own and then speak up, ya fucking jack off.


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