Recently I did a record program (SLY-FI) at my spot for two human idiots I know; Evan and Sameer. At first, I immediately wanted them out of my apartment. Their quaint, small city Boston ways, and endless “Yes, sir” and “No sir” and “I ain’t never pleasured a woman before” bullshit was getting on my nerves. Then I realized their little show was about ME and that changed my perspective, completely. As I explored MY record collection and explained how the records were an extension of ME, I eased into the exercise. I got into myself more and before I knew it, I was learning more about what made ME tick. It may sound trite or corny for a lot of you, but one ME can change the world and make a difference.
Thanks Evan and Sameer. I hope you learned about life through ME.

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12 Comments
  1. jerkstore Says:

    Har Har. I like it when you get mad at the sex fiend. What a riot!


  2. barfy Says:

    Beckles, you rule.


  3. Yo 3.0 Says:

    What’s with the lighting? It looks like it was filmed in pee. Funny shit though. I didn’t notice the host switching until the second time around.


  4. red canadian bozo Says:

    thank you beckles- i learned a lot about you today. your love of all things Bad and silly is endless, as is you good taste in obscurity. that’s why i like you. we have a lot in common:
    “i’d be thinking i wonder if there’s people on that planet i could help” … i was thinking the same thing just the other day…. love ya!
    xmx


  5. kennyhotz Says:

    you forgot to show your police record


  6. Sameer Says:

    damn you and your delicious record collection!!!!!


  7. DICK Says:

    that’s cool that someone left records oat for you. beckles can really turn it oat!


  8. trace crutchfield Says:

    could the interviewers seem less thrilled? why don’t you use white guys in ties anymore? they’re punk rock.


  9. Jennifer Delfino Says:

    When the people from the racist art podcast come over to examine your collection of sambo salt shakers, can I pleeeeze be there?


  10. nobu Says:

    Excellent special effects… how do you change clothes so fast?

    -The Jih’ODD Couple


  11. Double Agent J Says:

    You are so hot to watch I puked.

    You are also a sorcerer with magical wardrobe changing powers.

    Kudos.


  12. Anonymous Says:

    where is the video????


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