Pinky and I are so ashamed to be Canadian we cry ourselves to sleep every night in the mirror. Then we see shit like this and go, “Oh yeah. We miss the homeland like a motherfucker.” This honestly gave me chills and I don’t mean douche ones. Maybe us Canadians are gaylords after all.

-GAVIN McINNES

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55 Comments
  1. MartinM Says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. why did you do this to us.


  2. brooklynchimp Says:

    I guess.


  3. fredMS Says:

    seems like a chill guy, u guys are still gaylords tho.


  4. Anonymous Says:

    halifax harbor is like swimming in diseases


  5. Beefy McManstick Says:

    Canucks and Limeys: please leave hip-hop to the Americans.


  6. Uncle Sam touched me Says:

    Classified sucks. No wonder people make fun of Canadians. It’s cause they see this square with his yo-yo-same-song-halifax-weed-canada-toronto-dundassquare-same-song-same-song bit. So lame. Did this dude get a grant from the olympics committee? How does this dude make money? That Vietnam dude from Jane & Finch is the best MC Canada’s ever produced. Also, this is the whitest I’ve seen “Canada” in a long time…EH BUDDY?


  7. Goof Says:

    NOTE: Only non-white at (4:15), obviously on janitorial duties. WTF, Stephen Harper directed this music video?!? This music video is unbelievably off color.


  8. HOMO Says:

    wait wait wait, you sleep looking in the mirror?


  9. poots mctoots Says:

    THIS abortion was made by the olympic committee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT01Gi-bI9o


  10. NippleDick Says:

    liam gallagher has apparently switched his allegiance

    love the jeans though


  11. aesk47 Says:

    Pi crisse, y parle même pas français dans son osti d’vidéo! On va se séparer, te l’dit moé on va se SÉ-PA-RER!! Crisse, pi la poutine c’est yenque à nous autres, bâtard!!


  12. POOKLES Says:

    Pookles releases a full hearted sigh.


  13. Anonymous Says:

    older.
    funnier.
    more honest (in that it’s obviously part of a cbc contest and supposed to be a joke).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3le7PY9NKY


  14. mark "k-punk" fisher Says:

    america jr


  15. C and the MS-13s Says:

    Sucks that Degrassi, Road to Avonlea and The Red Greene Show were overlooked…


  16. Niggy Smallz Says:

    That guy can’t hold a candle to the greatest of all Canadian MC’s:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY


  17. Travis Says:

    Maybe he should be rapping about cooking crack and have rented some whores,rented cars and rented mansions.
    Would that make you fucking faggots happy ?


  18. Brian Says:

    This insane Canadian coke jam always brings the patriot out of me . . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GylirgHFqeQ


  19. tus papa Says:

    hey thats some real hood shit right there


  20. moth eaten deer head Says:

    filthy canucks. The US owns 60,000+ square miles of the great lakes. Canada owns less than half of that. Their ours!


  21. Beef Says:

    “…an abundance of laughtrrrrrr.” Ew.


  22. misterdoctor Says:

    jim lehey cameo? Officially pro canada


  23. juCIFéUR Says:

    Oui c’est super, en… and I love his Bronx accent, yo!


  24. the realist Says:

    anyone need any degrassi grass


  25. babz Says:

    i really, really wanted to hate this. so looks like i’m gay after all.


  26. no.thanks. Says:

    nigga (gavin, not pinky) you HATE rap. STFU.

    but this is catchy.


  27. barak o taco Says:

    This is actually a sweet song.


  28. miss universe Says:

    cute


  29. Anonymous Says:

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ha haha. he he. heh heh.


  30. Anonymous Says:

    this is fucking sweet.


  31. ??? Says:

    Seriously though, after a few drinks, we are pretty hilarious. All of us.


  32. Pierre Turdo Gaylord Says:

    Gavs: I say stanky hairy balls to your douchelord homesickness, brought on by some watered down,lame olympic hype,candy ass video you made me watch. Come up and pay some G.S.T. if you miss us so much, ya sad lookin’ tit.


  33. miss appalachian Says:

    i didn’t like it until he said beaver.


  34. Buzz Killington Says:

    i thot hells angels started in CALIFORNIA…


  35. panico Says:

    he just claimed mike meyers. big ups!


  36. Kudos Says:

    EYEBROWS!


  37. MC Count Floyd Says:

    Choke on that Vanilla Ice. Canada is the illest


  38. Sewer Rats Says:

    I dig it. I wasn’t prepared to get down… but even my British roommate majoring in World History was citing historical accuracy and backing this shit.

    Nice.

    I like that Americans can’t take this with songs like “Born In The USA”, “American Badass”, “America” (Neil Diamond) and all those other shitty shitty jams. Whatever, they’re shit, I said it…


  39. moth eaten deer head Says:

    Born in the USA is about Vietnam…

    I got in a little hometown jam
    And so they put a rifle in my hands
    Sent me off to Vietnam
    To go and kill the yellow man


  40. JJ JONES Says:

    Yes Hell’s Angels are an American phenom but along with the unfortunately named Rock Machine, they presently RUN Montreal.
    http://www2.macleans.ca/2009/07/08/macleans-covers-gallery-2009/mac_cover_091109/


  41. Jackie McChuckles Says:

    Gavs:You only like this cause the pseudo 1880 guys are rockin’ your lip-pube styles.


  42. vanity Says:

    Some of us hosers get really uncomfortable around other hosers’ displays of patriotism. This gave me the same chill Gavin is talking about. It’s beyond embarrassing yet works on so many levels… and it totally rules.


  43. Poutine Says:

    POUTINE!


  44. public school whitey Says:

    awesome hosers!


  45. QuoteFingers Says:

    Can the US Gov’t please commission a RMX of “Born in the USA”? With, like, broad references to cultural and geographical phenomena? Actually, on second thought, that would be so fucking depressing it might actually be a catalyst for emigration.


  46. Dear Gavin Says:

    you are RIDICULOUS. this was so stupid. Stupid AWESOME!


  47. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! Says:

    Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
    Out by the gas fires of the refinery
    I’m ten years down the road
    Nowhere to run, ain’t got nowhere to go

    I’m a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.
    Born in the U.S.A.
    I’m a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A.
    Born in the U.S.A.


  48. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! Says:

    Yeah
    And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
    We’ve travel this land packed tight in mini vans
    And all this for the fans, girls, money and fame
    I played their game
    and As they scream my name
    I will show no shame
    I live and die for this
    And if I come off soft
    Then chew on this!
    Are you scared?

    I AM AMERICAN BADASS!


  49. justinnn Says:

    yeah, i’ve got that retarded pride shit about canada too. like, when we win the gold medal in hockey i kind of almost cry and i wanna hug nardwuar the human napkin but this song is bunk man. this guy is a major douche bag.


  50. stoops Says:

    i miss my homeland. be back in two months. can’t fuckin wait.


  51. Chinchillah Says:

    Dental isn’t covered under our health care system, so his statement “keep our girls bangin’ with a mouth full of teeth” is inaccurate. Rest is good. Shoutouts to SCTV.


  52. jackie stallone Says:

    I always knew canadian wiggers were the worst

    signed, Canadian living abroad. this video is the most embarrassing thing I ever saw

    http://torontoist.com/2007/08/the_real_toront_1.php

    pure canadian wiggers and also some black torontonians (ha ha) that think they are going to talented rappers and make money from it someday even tho they do the worse raps you ever hoid


  53. Punjabi Santa Says:

    I think Chuggo has this clown beat.


  54. Maxwel Says:

    DUDE did he shout out SCTV?


  55. bull Says:

    good use of the “our heritage commerical”

    made it all worth it.

    i saw this loser classified doing bumps in a washroom at club absinthe in hamilton


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