STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SORRY LADIES. GARY COLEMAN IS MARRIED!

We at SBTVC.COM want to congratulate Mr. Coleman for finding his true love. That’s right, after 40 years, the Hollywood Playboy is no longer available. Famous for being very open about his sexual prowess, Mr. Coleman has hung up his top 1000,000 most eligible bachelor crown for true love. Sure he and bride Shannon Price may not talk for a week at a time but who could blame her for not being able to vocalize the excitement of being his wife. Shit, take two weeks to gain your composure. The happy couple has been married since August but dropped the BOMB today.
Our sincerest congratulations to the Coleman’s and best wishes for the future. As for the females of the planet… time to move on and have funeral for your fantasies of landing this dream cruise liner.

This entry was posted on 02.13.08 at 9:15 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

4 Comments

Jerk Says:

what do I do dad

Hope she knows that he beats women

02.13.08 at 9:54 am
mama Says:

Well, he only just started DOING IT, and GETTING GOOD AT IT, recently.

02.13.08 at 11:11 am
Gavin Says:

“If you will.”

I will. I will.

02.13.08 at 8:17 pm
damn guy Says:

GOOD EDIT

08.17.09 at 9:24 pm

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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