STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » PATRICK GRIFFIN SHOW

Went to this thing Thursday night and took a few pictures as well as a short movie of the band. What was weird was that it was very early and so it was very tame. It’s hard to get drunk and into it before 9 o’clock. The pins and the leather walls and the girls were so fresh and so pretty under those bright lights. There was free beer, punk music, leather walls and giant pins that say “FUCK IT BEFORE IT FUCKS YOU.” Instead of getting wasted and destroying shit, everyone was very politely asked to fuck off at quarter-to-nine.

a.r.e weapons show
girls at the a.r.e weapons
Sounds like bullshit to me

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9 Comments

Gayboners Says:

Yeah that totally wasn’t a waste of your time.

Free beer though… too bad you had to listen to screaming while drinking it.

08.18.08 at 1:31 am
deathcrush Says:

makes me feel like i’m not doing enough with my life.

08.18.08 at 2:56 am
yawn Says:

I don’t understand what this is/was or what happened.

08.18.08 at 10:11 am
sonny boy Says:

it was the Patrick Griffin opening in Brooklyn last Thursday. The cops came

08.18.08 at 10:36 am
RIPOFF Says:

This is a Steve Powers rip off artist, right? Wow, he’s great at what he does.

08.18.08 at 11:13 am
in the second-to-last picture, Says:

the girl on the left is so hot it hurts

08.18.08 at 12:53 pm
Vincent Gallo Says:

Samo Shit.

08.18.08 at 5:21 pm
wwf Says:

the girl with the wwf bag is beautiful but are these huge jeans making some sort of comeback?

i’ve seen katie holmes rocking them a lot lately.

not feeling them.shit doesn’t have to be skin tight but when you gotta poke extra holes in your belt i think you’ve hit the cut off.

i like the pins btw.

08.18.08 at 8:08 pm
meatload. Says:

neither of those girls appeal to me at all.
the one on the left is completely lacking in sex appeal.
can you say, mousy?
the other is… also not interesting.
but maybe more than ms mouse, actually..

this show sounds like it was ohso ‘punk rock’.

just like those pins: so punk
it hurts.

08.19.08 at 8:44 am

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