STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STAN LEE PRESENTS: THE PORTABLE ZAIDE!

If your Zaide has passed on (God forbid) or you just miss the dickens out of him, may I suggest buying the Stan Lee Marvel Universe Book with Audio Commentary. I’ve had this thing for over a year and still, have not got past the cover. With the press of a button, Stan Lee tells historically forgettable stories with the zesty delivery of Larry King on Xanax.
I like to give the book a cup of tea and slippers so it can shuffle around behind me in my apartment, spinning yawns about moments that I never participated in and if I had participated in them I would never have rented out space in my memory to store them. OHHH Zaidz!

This entry was posted on 05.15.09 at 3:18 pm by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

ploop Says:

stan lee is a cutie pie.

05.15.09 at 3:25 pm
ploop Says:

shitty anecdotes, though.

05.15.09 at 3:25 pm
Street Sleeper Says:

When jesus and I were growing up…
DB is my heeeeeeeeeeeero!

05.15.09 at 4:12 pm
miss appalachian Says:

what’s a zaide?

05.15.09 at 4:34 pm
JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) Says:

WELL

05.15.09 at 4:50 pm
dingle Says:

You mean “spinning yarns”.

05.15.09 at 5:25 pm
Aviva Says:

‘Nuff said.

05.15.09 at 5:58 pm
Tom DeFalco Says:

Hey, how many times does he mention me?

05.15.09 at 7:27 pm
institutionalized dumbcuntishness Says:

Nobody gets that ’nuff said, do they?

05.15.09 at 9:03 pm
fukinhell Says:

I spit up a bit of coffee reading “spinning yawns”. Then my laughter was morphed into rage.
@ “dingle”. It’s a play on words that is also known as funny. You see “dingle” he is referring to how BORING Stan Lee’s anecdotal treats are. “Yarns” was swapped out and replaced with “yawns”
Why Iam I bothering? It’s more fun if you remain that stupid.

05.16.09 at 10:59 am

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